Oh, the joys of bureaucracy! A bill that went about as far as my last diet (nowhere, darling) is now the center of a congressional catfight over the digital dollar. And guess what? A gang of 29 lawmakers is having a full-blown meltdown, demanding a permanent ban. Because, you know, nothing says “financial freedom” like a good old-fashioned panic.
Housing Bill: The Unlikely Diva of Currency Drama
It all started with the “21st Century ROAD to Housing Act,” a 300-page snooze-fest that somehow became the Beyoncé of legislation this week. Tucked inside (like a hidden calorie in a “healthy” smoothie) was an amendment to the Federal Reserve Act. The twist? It only bans the Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) until 2031. Gasp! The horror!
Enter Congressman Michael Cloud and his 28 BFFs, clutching their pearls and demanding a permanent ban. Because, apparently, 2031 is just too close for comfort. On Friday, they fired off a letter to House Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, basically saying, “This is serious, guys. No take-backsies!”
I’m proud to sign onto a letter urging House and Senate leadership to permanently ban a Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC). Americans deserve financial freedom, not government-controlled money. THREAD: – Rep. Ralph Norman (@RepRalphNorman) March 7, 2026
“A prohibition of a Central Bank Digital Currency must be permanent,” the letter declared, with all the drama of a soap opera cliffhanger. Because, you know, the Fed having control over money is just so 2023. Next thing you know, they’ll be tracking your latte purchases. Scandalous!
The Bill That Lost Its Mojo
Remember Congressman Tom Emmer’s Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act (HR 1919)? The one that cleared the House in July 2025 but then fizzled out like a flat soda? Well, our 29 heroes are still clinging to it like it’s the last pair of designer shoes on sale. They’re calling the housing bill’s CBDC language a watered-down version-basically, the diet soda of legislation.
And here’s the kicker: the housing bill still lets the Fed study a CBDC. Oh, the humanity! Research? In this economy? The horror! “The strong language of H.R.1919 must be restored,” the letter whined. Because, clearly, we can’t have the Fed thinking too hard.
Temporary Freeze vs. Full Ban: The Drama Continues
So, what’s the big deal? Well, a 2031 cutoff is like a breakup with a “let’s be friends” clause. It leaves the door open for future administrations to swoop in and say, “Hey, remember that CBDC idea? Let’s give it another go!” And our 29 lawmakers? They’re having none of it. They want that door welded shut. With concrete. And maybe a dragon guarding it.
Congressman Cloud even called a digital dollar “inherently anti-American,” which is rich coming from a guy who probably uses Venmo. But hey, civil liberties and unelected institutions-it’s all very serious. Or is it? Only time will tell if this fight ends in a permanent ban or just another round of legislative eye-rolling.
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2026-03-08 18:56