In a spectacle as inevitable as a monsoon in the tropics, the cross-chain liquidity protocol THORChain has, it seems, been comprehensively fleeced. A coordinated exploit, spanning no fewer than four major networks, has seen the pilfering of funds exceeding $10 million, according to the indefatigable sleuth, ZachXBT. One can only marvel at the audacity of these digital brigands.
According to @zachxbt, #THORChain appears to have been exploited across multiple chains, including #Bitcoin, #Ethereum, #BSC, and #Base, with stolen funds already exceeding $10M.
– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) May 15, 2026
In a missive dispatched via Telegram on Friday, our modern-day Sherlock announced that THORChain had likely been breached on Bitcoin, Ethereum, BNB Chain, and Base. ZachXBT, ever the paragon of discretion, has yet to affix blame to any known miscreant. THORChain, in a move as dramatic as a fainting duchess, has paused trading following this suspected debacle.
One is left to ponder whether this is merely the opening act in a grand farce or the prelude to a financial apocalypse. Stay tuned, dear reader, as this tragicomedy unfolds.
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2026-05-15 13:30