SHIB…Seriously? 🙄

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Okay, so apparently Shiba Inu… SHIB… is now in some “framework?” The FTSE Grayscale Crypto Sectors Framework. I didn’t even know that was a thing. It’s like they just make up names to sound impressive, you know? “Framework.” It’s just a list! A list! And somehow, this is “Good News” according to this Lucie person. Good news?! For who?!

They put it in the “Consumer & Culture” sector, alongside… Dogecoin. 🤦‍♀️ Honestly, it’s breathtaking. Apparently, it’s about “community” and “entertainment”. Right. Because investing your life savings in a meme coin is a healthy hobby. It’s practically a form of performance art.

Good news for SHIB holders

Grayscale’s Market Byte Here Come the Altcoins from October 2025 officially lists Shiba Inu SHIB under the Consumer & Culture crypto sector in the FTSE Grayscale Crypto Sectors framework.

SHIB is recognized by Grayscale Investments and FTSE Russell as…

– 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) November 2, 2025

Institutional Recognition? More Like Institutional Confusion

So, they created this “framework” in 2023 because investors couldn’t figure out what crypto was? You mean to tell me people are throwing money at things they don’t understand? Shocking. Absolutely shocking. And now SHIB meets some “SEC Generic Listing Standards.” Generic! That’s the word. It’s fitting.

And they wanna make it an ETF. An ETF! It’s like putting a clown nose on a financial instrument. I’m telling you, these people need hobbies. Good ones. Like stamp collecting.

Amongst…Others

Apparently, only 11 cryptocurrencies are good enough to meet these standards. Okay. Fine. XRP, Litecoin… Look, I’m losing track. It’s all just symbols and acronyms at this point. And in the “Consumer & Culture” section? Just SHIB and Dogecoin. Of course. It writes itself. It’s like a tragic comedy!

And the price? Down 6% in a day! 📉 13% in a week! 30% in a month! It’s a freefall! But don’t worry, some “analyst” named Akbarkarimzsfeh thinks there’s a “trendline” that predicts a “rebound.” Yeah, right. Based on… what? Wishful thinking? They’re always talking about these “trendlines”. It’s just made up! It’s soup, basically!

It’s down to 34th in market cap rankings. 34th! That’s… that’s barely participation. It’s like showing up to the party as the 34th most important guest. You’re just… there. 😒

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2025-11-05 05:13