Oh, great. The author of Rich Dad Poor Dad is back to ruin our day with a warning that life might be “very expensive” for those who didn’t stockpile gold like it’s 2008… but with more glitter. 😏
Robert Kiyosaki, because nothing says “financial advice” like a man who’s been wrong since the 90s, claims the FED’s latest interest rate cut is a signal that they’re about to turn on the “fake money printing press.” 🧨
“The FED lowered interest rates… signaling QE (quantitative easing) or turning on the fake money printing press.” Oh, excuse me, I thought we were done with that. 🙃
This will lead to hyperinflation… making life very expensive for the unprepared.” Oh, fantastic. Because nothing says “I’m a genius” like predicting the sky is falling… again. 🌩️
Kiyosaki, the guy who thinks “real estate” is a magic word, is now telling us to buy gold, silver, Bitcoin, and Ethereum. Because obviously, those are the only things that won’t crash. 🤔
He even bought more silver after the Fed’s rate cut, predicting it’ll hit $200 an ounce by 2026. From $20? That’s a 999% increase! Or maybe just a very expensive nap. 😂
Earlier, he called the global economy “deeply indebted.” No, really? I hadn’t noticed. 🤯
This “Big Print,” he says, will make hard assets more valuable as the dollar weakens. Because obviously, printing money is the solution to every problem. 📜
Kiyosaki’s advice? Own cash-flow-generating assets like real estate, oil wells, or that weird thing you bought in 2017. Because nothing says “financial security” like owning a property in a place you’ve never been. 🏡
He also plans to buy more Bitcoin when markets “stabilize.” Because of course he’s not just waiting for the crash. 🚀
“The key to growing wealth is to own assets that generate cash flow.” Oh, I’m so excited to watch him get richer while the rest of us panic-sell our stocks. 🤑
If you are fearful and need cash like most of the world, you may want to sell your best assets. I do not need cash. I am going to get richer when the fake economy crashes.” Because nothing says “I’m a visionary” like laughing while everyone else cries. 😈
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2025-12-18 20:07