Softbank and Thiel’s Macro LLC have dumped their Nvidia shares faster than a wizard drops a hot sausage! 🌭💨 But why the sudden sell-off? Could it be that the AI gravy train is running out of gravy?
Nvidia’s Great Unloading: A Sign of the Apocalypse… or Just a Clever Hedge?
In a move that’s got more eyebrows raised than a room full of quizzical dwarfs, Peter Thiel’s Macro LLC hedge fund has filed to sell off all its Nvidia stock in Q3. Sure, the fund’s smaller than a gnome’s pocket, but it’s the signal that’s got Wall Street whispering like a coven of gossiping witches. 🧙♀️✨
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“We’re moving faster than a witch on a broomstick to bring AI to the masses!” Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang proclaimed. And he wasn’t wrong. The H100 chip became the darling of AI training, and Nvidia’s market cap hit $5 trillion faster than you can say “Ankh-Morpork.” But with great valuation comes great skepticism. 🧐💰
The problem? Overvaluation. Everyone and their granny’s jumped on the AI bandwagon, and Nvidia’s no longer the only game in town. Google, Meta, Microsoft-they’re all throwing billions at AI like it’s a hat in a Discworld pub. Sam Altman’s OpenAI alone has pledged $1.4 trillion over the next 8 years. That’s enough to make even a dragon hoard look modest. 🐉💸
But investors are twitchier than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Wall Street vets remember the dot-com crash like it was yesterday (or 25 years ago, same thing). Could we be in an AI bubble? Is Nvidia’s $5 trillion valuation just a castle built on sand? Thiel and Macro LLC seem to think so-or at least, they’re not sticking around to find out. 🏰🌊
Softbank, the Japanese investment giant, liquidated its entire $5.83 billion stake in Nvidia last week. But don’t think they’re bailing on AI-they just plowed $22.5 billion into OpenAI. Thiel, meanwhile, is still backing AI firms like Substrate, Cognition, and Palantir. So, it’s not that they’re bearish on AI; they’re just playing a different tune. 🎻🤔
Softbank claims it sold Nvidia shares to fund its OpenAI investment. Macro LLC? Mum’s the word. But if this is indeed an AI bubble, the pop could make the dot-com crash look like a popped balloon at a clown convention. 🎈💥
FAQ ⚡
- Why are big investors selling Nvidia?
Because they’re smarter than a troll with a library card and smell a bubble brewing. 🧠🧼 - Does this mean they’re bearish on AI?
Not at all! They’re just swapping their chips for a different game. 🎮🔄 - What’s fueling bubble concerns?
Nvidia’s valuation is higher than a dragon’s ego, and everyone’s throwing money at AI like it’s going out of fashion. 🐉👑 - Is AI investment slowing down?
Nope. It’s still going full steam ahead, like a train driven by a mad wizard. 🚂🧙♂️
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2025-11-18 10:59