Oh no, not again! THORChain, the cross-chain swapping protocol thatâs about as secure as a soap bubble in a hurricane, has suffered a security breach so spectacular itâs made the universe pause mid-sentence. Estimated losses? A mere $1.2 million-enough to buy a small island, a few submarines, and a very confused parrot. The breach has sparked debates so heated they could melt the Arctic, with critics pointing out that THORChainâs track record for facilitating illicit fund movements is about as reliable as a teapot in a tornado. Despite this, the operators have kept the network running, because nothing says âdecentralizationâ like a chaotic dance with the devil. The incident is a reminder that in DeFi, the only thing more unpredictable than the market is the universe itself. đ§¨đ§
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