Michael “Bitcoin Santa” Saylor just slid another 390 BTC under the tree, bringing his hoard to 640,808 BTC as Bitcoin flirts with $120K. 🎄💰
So, Michael Saylor’s Strategy Inc. (aka the Bitcoin Hoarders Club 🎩) just dropped $43 million on 390 BTC because, you know, why not? Their stash is now a cool 640,808 BTC, which is basically a “look at me, I’m rich” in crypto language. Bitcoin’s at $115K, and Saylor’s like, “Hold my latte, I’m buying more.” ☕💸
As Bitcoin keeps mooning 🚀, Strategy’s like that one friend who keeps ordering dessert even though they’re already full. “Yes, I’ll have another BTC, thanks.” 🍰
Strategy’s Never-Ending Bitcoin Buffet
In a press release that basically said, “We’re still obsessed with Bitcoin,” Strategy confirmed the purchase, solidifying their title as the Biggest BTC Hoarder Ever. 🏆 They snagged 390 BTC at $114,562 a pop, because apparently, they’re not worried about FOMO-they’re causing it. Their BTC portfolio is now worth over $47 billion, which is more than most countries’ GDP. 🌍💸
Saylor teased the purchase on X with a cryptic “It’s Orange Dot Day.” 🍊 Because nothing says “I just spent $43 million” like a vague emoji post. This marks their third week of binge-buying after a brief pause, probably to catch their breath. 😅
Between October 20 and 26, they grabbed 168 BTC for $18.8 million, because why stop at one dessert when you can have the whole menu? 🍽️
It’s Orange Dot Day. 🍊
– Michael Saylor (@saylor)
According to SEC filings, Strategy funded this shopping spree by selling STRF, STRK, and STRD shares, raising $44.7 million without touching their MSTR shares. Because who needs diversity when you’ve got Bitcoin? 📈
Oh, and their year-to-date Bitcoin yield is 26%. So, yeah, they’re doing just fine. 💪✨
Bitcoin’s Price: Up, Up, and Away! 🚀
Bitcoin’s at $116K, and the crypto world is like, “Is this even real life?” The market’s buzzing with institutional interest and recovery vibes, and Bitcoin’s been greener than a Shamrock Shake. 🍀
As BTC inches toward $120K, analysts are watching like hawks, wondering if it’ll keep soaring or take a nap. 🦅😴
Strategy’s timing is chef’s kiss perfect, as usual. If Bitcoin hits $120K, they’ll be laughing all the way to the blockchain bank. 🤣💰
Strategy in the Economic Circus 🎪
Meanwhile, the crypto world is bracing for a wild economic week. The FOMC meeting is coming, and everyone’s betting on interest rate cuts like it’s the Kentucky Derby. 🐎 Plus, U.S.-China trade talks are happening, which is basically the financial version of a soap opera. 🧼
Strategy’s Bitcoin binge is happening right in the middle of this chaos, because why not add more drama? 🎭 While Bitcoin’s price is looking spicy, the broader economic factors could shake things up. Rate cuts? Trade deals? Who knows? But Saylor’s got his BTC, so he’s probably chilling. 😎
With their relentless buying and the market’s momentum, Strategy’s set to keep winning as Bitcoin aims for the stars. 🌟 Or at least $120K. 🚀
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2025-10-27 22:29