Wisconsin’s Wild Lawsuit Rodeo: Predicting Markets or Just Predictably Illegal?

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In a stunning twist of events reminiscent of a bad sitcom, Wisconsin has filed three lawsuits against Kalshi, Robinhood, Coinbase, Polymarket, and Crypto.com.

Yes, you heard that right. Apparently, the authorities have decided that the only thing worse than a cheesehead is a cheesehead betting on sports illegally. According to their latest announcement, they’re on a crusade to shut down these platforms for supposedly facilitating sports betting that Wisconsin hilariously considers illegal commercial gambling. Because, as we all know, nothing says “family values” like a good ol’ lawsuit.

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These lawsuits were filed in the charming locale of Dane County, where dreams go to die and legal jargon comes to life. The Wisconsin DOJ is seeking a declaration that offering sports-related event contracts to in-state customers constitutes a public nuisance. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t feel annoyed by the idea of people turning their hard-earned cash into a coin flip over a Packer game?

Attorney General Josh Kaul didn’t mince words in Thursday’s announcement, stating, “Thinly disguising unlawful conduct doesn’t make it lawful.” Because if there’s one thing we all learned in kindergarten, it’s that you can’t just slap a bow on a pile of poop and call it a gift.

“These companies’ alleged facilitation of sports betting in Wisconsin should be shut down,” Kaul declared, probably while clutching a foam finger and wearing a cheese hat.

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The press release went on to note that commercial gambling, including sports wagering, is prohibited in Wisconsin, with only a few narrow exceptions-like, say, the annual contest to see who can eat the most cheese curds in one sitting. The complaints argue that the defendants have cleverly sidestepped this ban by rebranding good old-fashioned sports bets as “event contracts.” You know, because nothing screams “legit” like a fancy title.

“The complaints further allege that the companies collect a fee for every bet made, meaning they generate revenue from Wisconsinites by violating the state’s gambling laws.” Kalshi alone reportedly rakes in over $1 billion annually from its sports contracts, which is about 90% of its total revenue. So, yeah, I guess you could say they’re really “invested” in the outcome.

Meanwhile, in a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap opera, Wisconsin’s filings came just two days after New York Attorney General Letitia James decided to jump on the bandwagon and sue Coinbase and Gemini. James claims these platforms are running illegal gambling operations “in New York through their so-called ‘prediction market’ platforms.” Which, let’s be honest, sounds more like a euphemism for “places where your money goes to die.”

“Gemini and Coinbase’s so-called prediction markets are just illegal gambling operations,” James declared, likely while eyeing her own crypto wallet with suspicion. “My office is taking action to protect New Yorkers and stop these platforms from violating the law.”

And if you thought this was just a Wisconsin thing, think again! Last month, lawmakers Adam Schiff and John Curtis introduced a bill that would ban sports event contracts on prediction market platforms altogether. Because why not throw gasoline on a fire while you’re at it?

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2026-04-24 10:21