Disney Drops Green Milk from Star Wars Lands… But the New Option Is Even More Gross

Disney Parks’ Star Wars lands have a famously unusual milk drink, and it seems they’ve leaned into the joke. It’s as if someone said, ‘Let’s make it even more outlandish!’

While the colorful blue and green milk drinks at Disney’s Galaxy’s Edge have a small following, they aren’t very popular. Unlike the consistently long lines for Butterbeer at Universal Studios, the Disney milk drinks rarely have wait times. Many guests find them to be a watery, Fruity Pebbles-flavored drink – a nod to the beverages Luke Skywalker enjoys in the Star Wars films – and consider them an acquired taste. In fact, Disney is discontinuing one of the milk options because of its unpopularity, but unfortunately, the replacement is even less appealing.

The popular green-colored milk drink is no longer available at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge (Batuu West). It’s been replaced with a pink version.

Since it opened in 2019, Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge at Disneyland has served Blue and Green Milk. This year, they added Pink Milk to the menu. All three drinks are plant-based and made with coconut and rice milk.

— Lauren Stracner, WDWNT

That’s right, folks… they’re replacing Green Milk with Pink Milk.

Honestly, it’s pretty obvious someone didn’t think this through! Calling something “Pink Milk” just doesn’t sound good, does it? Milk companies already figured this out years ago. They make a similar drink – milk with a reddish tint – but they call it “strawberry milk,” which is way more appealing. I mean, who doesn’t love strawberry milk? Or a cherry milkshake, for that matter? It’s all about choosing a name that actually makes you want to try it!

Sometimes, people use the term “Pink Milk” to describe breastmilk that contains blood. It would be quite unsettling to have a server ask your child if they’d prefer “white milk” or “pink milk” at a restaurant! “Strawberry milk” is a much more appropriate term. I might just be sensitive to this, and perhaps you’ve never encountered this before, but if you Google “pink milk,” the first result from Gemini explains this very issue.

Pink breast milk is usually caused by tiny amounts of blood from sore or cracked nipples, and it’s typically harmless for babies. However, it can also happen if you’ve eaten certain foods like beets, taken some medications (like rifamycin), or if bacteria, such as Serratia marcescens, get into the milk. If you notice pink milk, it’s best to check with a doctor to make sure everything is okay.

I understand you might be okay with this, but I’m not. I have no idea what this strange, pink drink is supposed to be, and I definitely didn’t expect to spend so much money on something so bizarre. I came here for a normal experience, not to pretend I’m drinking alien blood!

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2026-02-26 02:56