AMBCrypto once claimed Pepe [PEPE] was trapped in a “descending wedge”-a chart pattern so compressed, it makes a deflated whoopee cushion look like a penthouse. Buyers, bless their souls, absorbed the selling pressure like it was a free buffet. And voilà! PEPE leaped 25% in a day-because why not? January’s already got a “good start” now. 🚀
The positive spot CVD? A gentle nudge to the bears. PEPE’s bullish break on the 1-day timeframe? A slap to the face of logic. But hey, who needs charts when you’ve got memes and momentum? 😂
AMBCrypto warned of a bearish divergence, but Pepe ignored it like your ex ignores your texts. The memecoin sector? Outperforming crypto like a toddler outperforms bedtime. Market cap up 8.87% in 24 hours-because nothing says “stability” like a frog coin. 🐸💸
Can PEPE keep this bullish run? Only time will tell. Or maybe a crypto oracle. Or maybe not. Let’s find out!
Swing Traders: Long & Lovin’ It (Or Not)

Saying “reason to go long” while showing a weekly chart that looks like a bear wearing a tuxedo-elegant, but still a bear-is like telling a vampire to chill. The 1-day timeframe? A party. The weekly chart? A funeral. But hey, maybe the bears are just shy. 🐻🎩
Prices below the 20 and 50-week moving averages? MFI screaming “bears in control”? OBV stuck in traffic? Sounds like a recipe for disaster… or a meme. The downtrend halted at $0.000004 for six weeks-because frogs need rest too. Now it’s bouncing toward $0.00000747 and $0.00000950. Let’s call it a “frog leap.” 🐸🐸
24.9%? That’s just the warm-up! The real fun starts at 58.4%-or maybe the moon. Who knows? 🌕
Assessing the Chance of a Failed Breakout (Spoiler: It’s 100%)

PEPE broke past the $0.0000044-$0.0000049 supply zone like it was a speed bump. Momentum? Through the roof. Buying activity? A stampede of frogs. A bearish reversal after a 20% move? Unlikely. Unless Bitcoin crashes into a black hole. But hey, that’s just a theory. 🌌
If Bitcoin hits $94.5k, PEPE might follow-because why let a meme coin have all the fun? 🤝
Traders, FOMO Is NOT Needed! (Unless You’re a Caffeine Addict)

Memecoin rallies are like fireworks: explosive, short-lived, and followed by a hangover. Going long now? Risky. But if you’re feeling lucky, maybe this is your “get rich quick” scheme. Just don’t blame us when it’s a “get rich slow” scheme. 😅
To lower risk, wait for a retracement to $0.0000054 or $0.0000046. But there’s a chance the rally ignores you like a bad date. Still, a retracement would give you a better entry point-or at least a better story to tell. 📖
Final Thoughts
- Pepe might rocket to the moon or crash into a wall of bears. No one knows!
- Traders: Take profits after testing resistance levels. Or don’t. It’s crypto. 🎲
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