Dogecoin’s Doom: A Tragi-Comedy in Charts 📉🎭

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Lo! The noble Dogecoin, that most illustrious of shibe inu scrips, may yet tumble into the abyss, even as Bitcoin-a capricious suitor-flirts with a fleeting rebound! Thus proclaims VisionPulsed, that enigmatic oracle of the crypto-sphere, who spies in the entrails of 2022’s carcass a grim omen for our four-legged hero.

In a scroll dated December 16th (ye olde Gregorian calendar), the sage doth dissect Bitcoin’s daily stochastic RSI-a fickle harlot of indicators-now slinking from overbought decadence toward oversold despair. Forsooth, each such dalliance in recent moons hath begotten fresh lows in the price of virtue. Yet now, the stars align differently! A twist in the plot, dear spectators, bodes ill for Dogecoin’s aspiring bulls.

Bitcoin’s Stochastic Reset: A Tale of Two Lows 🎭

Behold, Bitcoin’s stochastic RSI creeps toward oversold! In yesteryear’s acts-October, November, and yuletide past-each such descent was followed by ignominious lows. Yet lo! This time, the analyst whispers, the script may differ. Should Bitcoin carve a higher low as the RSI resets, a brief reprieve may bloom! But should the low shatter, alas-“down to hell where you belong,” quoth he, with a flourish of damns.

Dogecoin, meanwhile, plays the tragic fool. While Bitcoin courts a higher low, Doge plummets, ever downward, like Icarus armed with a parachute of lead. “Very similar to 2022!” cries the seer, recalling that annus horribilis when Doge bled coin while Bitcoin slyly nursed its wounds. A bitter farce, indeed.

How Low Shall DOGE Sink? đŸ€Ą

Should Bitcoin rally, Dogecoin might yet hitch a ride-though from a “much weaker starting point,” lest we forget. The analyst sketches a “peanut zone” near $0.20, where peasants might grasp their final crumbs before the beast devours them whole. “Oink oink!” he guffaws, as Doge’s base case becomes a “pig pen” at $0.05-$0.06. Verily, the barnyard beckons.

The stars align! Bitcoin’s Gaussian channel, that celestial arc, now teeters near a “peanut gallery” zone-a mere four weeks spent in its shadow versus 2022’s 63-day sojourn. Should it linger till January’s end, “you’re recreating 2022!”-a prelude to capitulation. The white and green moving averages, those star-crossed lovers, shall meet in late January, heralding Bitcoin’s plunge to $50,000-$60,000. And Doge? Down, down, to the sty.

At press time, DOGE languishes at $0.12974. A princely sum, compared to what awaits. đŸș




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2025-12-18 00:16