So, Bitcoin decided to take a little dip on Friday afternoon-nothing major, just a few grand. Typical Friday, right? But then, like a reluctant guest at a party, it settled at $90,000 and just… stayed there. Even Trump could’t ruffle its feathers with his latest declarations. Classic Bitcoin move. 🙄
First up, Trump starts talking interest rates. You know, the thing that everyone pretends to understand but secretly Googles. He suggests rates could drop to 1% or lower next year. Big deal, right? Because apparently, Bitcoin cares about interest rates now. Who knew? 🤔
BREAKING: President Trump is asked where he wants interest rates to be next year.
His response: “1% and maybe lower than that.”
You don’t own enough assets. 🙃
– The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) December 12, 2025
Then, in true Trump fashion, he pivots to threatening land strikes against drug operations in Latin America. Venezuela gets a special mention, because of course it does. But don’t worry, he assures us that it’s not just Venezuela-everyone’s fair game. “People that are bringing in drugs to our country are targets,” he says. Bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off. 💥
“We knocked out 96% of the drugs coming in by water, and now we’re starting by land, and by land is a lot easier, and that’s going to start happening,” Trump commented in front of reporters on Friday.
Oh, and did I mention the US has already been busy? Over 80 people reportedly killed in strikes, and they recently seized an oil tanker near Venezuela. Just another day in the neighborhood, I guess. 🌎
And yet, Bitcoin? Totally unfazed. Just chilling at $90K like it’s sipping a piña colada on a beach somewhere. Usually, rate cuts pump Bitcoin, and military strikes tank it, but not this time. Maybe Bitcoin’s just too cool for school now. Or maybe it’s just plotting its next big move. Who knows? 🤷♂️
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