In a move as predictable as a Chekhovian protagonist’s self-delusion, Barstool founder Dave Portnoy announced on November 18 that he had once again waded into the turbulent sea of cryptocurrency, purchasing $1 million in XRP, $750,000 in bitcoin, and $400,000 in ethereum. 🤑 Ah, the folly of man!
Timing the Market’s Capricious Dance
Barstool founder Dave Portnoy, a man who fancies himself a “great white shark,” revealed on Nov. 18 that he had seized upon the recent market downturn to acquire $1 million worth of XRP, alongside ethereum (ETH) and bitcoin (BTC) totaling over $1 million. In a video shared on X, he proclaimed, “Blood in the streets, Dave is like a piranha.” 🦈 One wonders if he realizes the streets are paved with his own hubris.
His announcement followed the sharp Nov. 17 crypto sell-off, a spectacle as tragicomic as a Chekhov play, which dragged BTC below $90,000 for the first time in six months. Analysts, ever the chorus of doom, pointed to the collapse of the macro narrative and the specter of an AI bubble as culprits. Ah, the modern world-a stage of illusions!
The bearish wave, relentless and unforgiving, battered leading altcoins. XRP sank to $2.12 before a meager recovery, while ETH briefly dipped below $3,000. A comedy of errors, indeed!
Portnoy’s latest foray follows a costly misstep earlier this year, when he sold his XRP holdings at $2.40, only to watch it surge to $3.66 weeks later. “Advice,” he admitted, cost him millions. Ah, the wisdom of fools! 🤡
In his video, he boasted of his timing: “Last night I bought $2 million worth of crypto-$1 million in XRP, $750,000 in BTC, and $400,000 in ETH. Blood in the streets, Dave is like a piranha.” One cannot help but marvel at the irony of a shark swimming in waters he barely understands.
As of Nov. 19 at 2:24 p.m. EST, the crypto market remained under pressure, with BTC falling below $89,000. XRP plummeted to $2.04, its lowest since April 12, 2025, and ETH slipped back under $3,000. A tragic denouement, or merely another act in this farce?
FAQ 💡
- Who made the latest crypto purchase? Barstool founder Dave Portnoy, ever the optimist, bought $2M in XRP, BTC, and ETH.
- What triggered his move? The Nov. 17 sell-off, a dramatic turn of events that pushed BTC below $90K and rattled markets.
- How did altcoins perform globally? XRP sank to $2.12 before a modest rebound, while ETH briefly fell under $3,000.
- What’s the broader market context? Concerns over an AI bubble and a collapsed BTC macro narrative fueled global bearish sentiment. Ah, the folly of it all!
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2025-11-20 02:24