Whale Flees $11M Crypto Abyss! 😈 Shivvy Profits Exposed!

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In the labyrinthine follies of the crypto cosmos, where fortunes pirouette like iridescent moths around a flame, there emerged a sibylline colossus, this “BitcoinOG,” who, with the finesse of a Nabokinian vespid (those nimble wasps, you know-stingers at the ready), navigated the tempestuous crash of that fateful Friday. And lo, just as the markets began their languorous recovery, this enigmatic leviathan deposited another hundred Bitcoin-ah, a princely sum of $11.48 million-to the voracious maw of Kraken, mere hours ago. Yet, gentle reader, this was but the envoi to his earlier stratagem, wherein he shorted both the golden calf Bitcoin and its ethereal sibling Ethereum, amassing over $160 million in profits as unrealized as a lover’s whispered promises. Oh, the irony! 💸😏

The #BitcoinOG who shorted $BTC and $ETH before the crash – making over $160M – deposited another 100 $BTC($11.48M) to #Kraken an hour ago.

– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) October 13, 2025

Prior to this caprice, Lookonchain disclosed that as the market languidly stirred from its prostration, our hero augmented his Bitcoin short to a grotesque 1,423 units, a vulgar parade worth nigh $161 million, demonstrating with what sardonic confidence these titans of trade dance upon the precipices of volatility. It veritably proves that timing, that elusive siren, and a pinch of shrewd risk management, elevate these Olympians above the plebeian herds who, alas, flop like flounders in a conch shell. Sarcasm aside, who wouldn’t envy such predatory poise? 😂

According to the omniscient EyeOnChain, sundry other pachyderms of the market exhibited a motley tapestry of fates post-cataclysm. One address, 0x72..AD88, clutches over $1.55 million in floating profits from his quixotic longs on Ethereum and that mercurial Solana. “He dallies yet, perhaps yearning for the rally to bestow him more bounties,” mused EyeOnChain, with the gravity of a sage predicting rainfall. 😉

Last night’s high-risk longs have finally shown their cards …. and the results couldn’t be more different.

1️⃣ Address 0x7282B8e6690d5cA20462E53C26Fb78F2954fAD88
This whale is holding strong ; sitting on over $1.55M in floating profit from his $ETH and $SOL longs. He hasn’t…

– EyeOnChain (@EyeOnChain) October 13, 2025

Curiously, this same adventurer had squandered $4.74 million in a rash long on ETH amidst the October 11 debacle, proving that even behemoths can stumble into poetic pits. Meanwhile, another denizen, 0xe9..43a5, played his part with bourgeois prudence, pocketing a modest $265,000 from a Bitcoin long but enduring a trifle dent on an Aster frolic-ah, the whims of fate! 🚀

Liquidations and the market’s melodramatic fallout

On that somber Friday, legion long-suffering traders were liquidated betwixt $110,000 and $114,000, their leverages whipping about like serpents in a pit, amplifying follies into tragedies. Conversely, short sellers began to squirm above $116,000, teetering on the edge of their own follies, betting against a deeper abyss. Oh, the delicious symmetry! 😈

Furthermore, Coinalyze’s chronicles reveal Bitcoin’s precipitous plummet from $118,000 to a humble $105,000 on October 11, e’er settling at a staid $115,400. Open interest dwindled from $35 billion to $32 billion, a purgatorial cleanse of overleveraged souls, ushering in a semblance of peace-though, one suspects, ephemeral as a butterfly’s yawn. 🌪️

The Hyperliquid whale’s surgical precision and gargantuan spoils illuminate the capricious ballet of crypto valuations-vast opportunities for lucre, yet conjuring specters of concealed machinations, perhaps a wink from some unseen puppeteer. In this circus of digits, one laughs to stave off the ennui of uncertainty! 🤡

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2025-10-13 13:52