Crypto Market Rollercoaster: Bitcoin Dips, ETH Cried, and Traders Panic 🎢💸

And what’s that? Over $40 billion just vanished overnight? Poof! Gone like that leftover pizza from last week. The Crypto Fear and Greed Index decided to take a nosedive too, dropping to 33-because nothing screams “confidence” like a number that’s almost in double digits. The market’s back in fear-heat, cold, whatever you want to call it-probably just missing the days when everyone felt invincible, or at least less broke. 😅

5 Forgotten DC Superhero TV Shows That Deserve a Second Chance

Many older DC TV shows that fans would love to see return are currently available to watch online or buy. Even though Warner Bros. recently changed direction with its DC Universe plans, there’s still a lot of classic DC programming from years ago that people are hoping will be updated for today’s audiences. These series didn’t get much attention when they first aired, or were overshadowed by bigger hits, but they’ve continued to resonate with viewers long after they ended.

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride

The bears, those pesky creatures that always seem to be lurking in the shadows, think that $,000 was the top, and that BTC will plummet below $,000, with being a bear market – all because of the four-year cycle 🐻. But PlanB is not convinced, and who can blame him? After all, three cycles are not enough to establish a reliable pattern 📊. It’s like trying to predict the trajectory of a butterfly 🦋 based on a few fluttering movements.

BC to Crypto Miners: 🚫 No Power for You! 💡✋

So, the Canadian province of British Columbia (BC) is done playing nice with energy hogs. 🍁⚡ They’re permanently banning new crypto mining projects, because apparently, “digital gold” isn’t paying the hydro bills. The Energy Ministry dropped this bombshell like a mic at a poetry slam, declaring that natural gas and mining industries will get first dibs on the power grid. Why? Jobs. Money. And probably because no one wants to explain to their grandma why her heating bill is higher than her bingo winnings. 🧓💸

Pixel-art turn-based RPG Kingdoms of the Dump launches on November 18 for PC Steam

We used to only know when Kingdoms of the Dump would launch, but now we have a specific release date and a brand new trailer! For those unfamiliar, it’s a fantasy game set in a world made of trash, with strategic, turn-based battles. The game won’t have random enemy encounters, but it will feature special abilities you can use in the world and platforming challenges. You can add it to your wishlist on Steam here.

Solana’s DEX: Perpetual Chaos or Crypto Heaven? 🧠💸

The documentation, released like a sacred text upon GitHub, speaks of a Router and a Slab-a duality as old as civilization itself. The Router, a guardian of collateral and margins, while the Slab, a matching engine, thrives under the watchful eyes of liquidity providers. Yet, in this design, there is both promise and peril: a single slab’s failure may not taint the whole, yet the weight of its independence looms heavy, like a shadow cast by a dying star.

Peter Brandt’s Bold Bitcoin Prediction: Is This the End of the Crypto Dream?

It’s been a rough year for Bitcoin, folks. With a modest 15.6% increase, it barely outperformed a rather lethargic S&P 500, which is up 14.5%. A real triumph when you consider that the S&P’s market cap is $57.4 trillion (yes, trillion) – roughly 27 times larger than Bitcoin’s. Yet, in a shocking twist, Bitcoin has managed to sigh along with the index like that friend who gets invited to parties but brings nothing to the table. 🙄

Will Britain Finally Join the Stablecoin Circus? 🐸✨

The Bank of England, in a display of unprecedented urgency, apparently intends to craft some rules around stablecoins by the end of 2026. Yes, you read that right-2026! Just in time for the next decade of crypto chaos. According to an anonymous Bloomberg report, a consultation begins on Nov. 10. Because why start early when you can start fashionably late? 🕰️

Solana’s Price Plummets: A Bear Market Ballad 🐻📉

Solana, dear reader, had briefly donned the crown of $200, joining Bitcoin and Ethereum in their gilded folly. But the bears, those sly foxes, arrived with their pitchforks and dragged the price back down to earth-past $200, $182, and all the way to the chilly $174 low. A feeble recovery attempt? Naturally. It climbed to the 50% Fib retracement, only to find the bears still lurking, sipping tea and guarding the 61.8% Fib like a pack of overzealous footmen.