Bitcoin ETFs: The Great Crypto Clown Show 🌪️💸
The “Fear & Greed” index, that unreliable narrator of market sentiment, declares Bitcoin has plunged into the “fear” abyss. A paltry 34 out of 100 points-yesterday’s neutral 51 now a distant memory. 🦇🔮
Spider-Man 4’s Secret She-Hulk Connection Just Got Revealed
A recent report by Alex Perez from The Cosmic Circus suggests a link between the Spider-Man: Brand New Day storyline and the She-Hulk: Attorney at Law series, centering around Bruce Banner. Perez claims Banner is feeling completely overwhelmed because of what happened in She-Hulk and Captain America: Brave New World, which confirmed his biggest fear had come true.
🇫🇷 Bitcoin’s Gallic Triumph: France Laughs at the Euro’s Digital Dreams! 🥖💰
The motion, with all the grandeur of a Versailles ball, demands a public body to amass a Bitcoin hoard equal to 2% of the total supply-roughly 420,000 BTC-over seven to eight years. How, you ask? By mining with surplus energy, hoarding seized Bitcoin like a digital dragon, and siphoning off a slice of Livret A and LDDS savings for daily BTC purchases. Tax payments in Bitcoin? Mais oui, if the constitution gives its nod. 🤑🔗
Trumpcoin: From Meme to Money 💰
When this particular digital bauble first appeared in January, it was dismissed by sensible people as a fleeting fancy – a digital memento for those fervently anticipating a return engagement. And then, oh dear, the market went delightfully mad. The value soared to nearly $9 billion! Political symbolism, retail enthusiasm… a potent, if slightly baffling, cocktail.
Ethereum’s Grand Gala: Wining Wall Street with a shiny New Website and a Wink 😉
On Wednesday, the Ethereum folks unveiled “institutions.ethereum.org,” a site so straightforward even the most hardened banker might think it’s simply a very clean, well-organized brochure – but with slightly more pizzazz. Crafted by their Enterprise Acceleration team, it’s designed to gently lead big businesses from the dull corridors of traditional finance into the glitzy Ethereum ballroom.
First Hello Kitty Movie Finally Gets Release Date After Nearly 10 Years in Development
Warner Bros. Animation and New Line Cinema have announced a release date for the highly anticipated Hello Kitty movie. The film is scheduled to hit U.S. theaters on July 21, 2028. First revealed in 2019, updates on the movie’s progress have been infrequent.
Another Taco Bell-fuelled ultramarathon set as hundreds enlist for stomach-turning challenge
Recently, the first of its kind Taco Bell 50K race gained a lot of attention online. The challenge involves running a 31-mile ultramarathon, but with the added fun of stopping for snacks during the race!
New Hello Kitty Movie Gets 2028 Release Date From Warner Bros.
Warner Bros. announced on Instagram that a Hello Kitty movie is scheduled to be released on July 21, 2028. The announcement included a short video of Hello Kitty pointing to the Warner Bros. logo, with her signature red bow featured prominently. The post’s caption read, “Hello Hollywood #HelloKittyMovie is coming to theaters July 21, 2028!”
Consensys Preps IPO with JPMorgan & Goldman Sachs: Crypto’s Big Leap to Wall Street!
Blockchain software giant Consensys has decided that the world is ready for its IPO, and what better way to make that leap than by teaming up with two of the biggest names in Wall Street? As reported by Axios on October 29th, this move places Consensys firmly in the company of crypto firms who are also riding the wave of “things are looking a bit better”, regulatory conditions and market sentiment be damned. 🌊
Resident Evil Requiem Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller Preorders Are Live
Switch owners can now preorder two special, limited-edition physical versions of Requiem for $90 each. The Resident Evil Generation Pack includes Requiem, the Gold Editions of Resident Evil Village and Resident Evil 7. The Resident Evil Deluxe Edition features a steelbook case, a lenticular card, and digital extras. For a complete guide to preordering, visit TopMob’s Resident Evil Requiem guide.