College student sues dating app for $750,000 for stealing her videos for ads

Kaelyn Lunglhofer claims that Quantum Communications used her image and information in ads for their Meete app, falsely suggesting she was a potential romantic match to people nearby.
Kraken Parent Sues Ex-Custodian Etana Over Alleged $25M Ponzi Scheme
Payward claims Etana ran a Ponzi scheme, improperly combining funds it was holding for Kraken with its own money. Etana allegedly used these combined funds to cover expenses and make risky investments, while falsely reporting complete account balances despite a growing shortfall.
Spaceballs Officially Sets Free Release Before Sequel

Mel Brooks had parodied popular culture many times before, and would continue to do so, when he created the beloved comedy Spaceballs. While his character Yogurt, a take on Yoda, hinted at a sequel called The Search for More Money, Spaceballs didn’t launch a series like Brooks’ Blazing Saddles. Fans have been hoping for a follow-up to the Star Wars spoof for decades.
Bitcoin’s Coinbase Premium: Is the Party Over, or Just Getting Started?

So, the Coinbase Premium-basically a fancy way of saying “how much more Americans are willing to pay for Bitcoin than the rest of the world”-went negative this week. Cue the panic. Apparently, this means US investors are suddenly less interested in Bitcoin than they were in April, when the Premium was doing the cha-cha and BTC prices were soaring. Shocking, I know. Who could’ve predicted that markets might, you know, fluctuate?
Eddie Hearn says Dua Lipa issue is “absolute rubbish” & Joshua vs Fury is still on

After years of rumors and several canceled attempts, the two top fighters will finally face each other in the ring.
New Super Smash Bros reportedly releasing as early as 2027

With Super Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai returning from retirement, fans have been hoping for an announcement about a new game, but so far, there’s been no news.
8 American TV Shows More Rewatchable Than The Office

The TV show The Office was an instant success, consistently drawing a large audience. People loved watching Michael Scott and his colleagues, and episodes were frequently replayed in homes nationwide. However, while The Office holds up well for repeat viewings, many other American TV shows have become even more popular for rewatching, sharing memorable lines, and binge-watching.
Capital B’s €1.1M Coup: Adam Back’s Bitcoin Bet Sends Shares Soaring!
The funds, you see, arrived in the form of 10 million share subscription warrants-each priced at a mere €0.11, a veritable steal! This, my darlings, is a testament to the institutional set’s growing faith in Capital B’s long-term allure.
Bitcoin’s Waltz: Blackrock’s IBIT Leads the Crypto Masquerade

Key Takeaways, if one must be so prosaic: