Trump Says War’s “Very Complete”-Markets Shrug, Oil Tanks, Bitcoin Goes “Eh, Whatever”
All this after a week of everyone freaking out because the U.S. and Israel decided to play “Let’s Blow Stuff Up” in Iran. Energy markets were like, “Oh no, the Strait of Hormuz might close!” and then Trump’s like, “Nah, we’re good,” and everyone’s like, “Okay, cool.”








