Altcoin Shenanigans: A Tale of Greed, Gullibility, and 🐳 Whales Plotting Your Downfall 😈
A distinguished analyst of markets-whom we shall refer to as “Doctor Profit,” though his wisdom might better align him with Doctor Faustus-has issued a dire warning. The recent ascent of altcoins, he declares, is no act of divine providence but rather a stratagem devised to ensnare the unwary before impending macroeconomic tempests strike.