
Ah, yes, JPMorgan Chase & Co (JPM) has graced the digital asset world once more, increasing its stake in the iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF (IBIT) by a staggering 64.26%, according to the sacred data sources of Fintel. And let’s not forget, this gem of a move was made public with their latest 13F-HR filing dated November 7th. What an announcement! Now they hold 5,284,190 shares, worth approximately $343.47 million. A true symbol of fiscal discipline.
Compared to the paltry 3,217,056 shares they were hoarding in their August filing (worth only $302.57 million, I dare say), this represents a most spectacular rise. The bankers, in their great benevolence, are sharing their secret thoughts with us. How magnanimous!
But wait, it gets better. The filing also includes the bank’s highly insightful opinion: Bitcoin’s fair value could soar to $170,000. Yes, you read that right. The world-renowned financial geniuses at JPMorgan have deemed it so, based on their most sophisticated and time-honored method: the gold parity valuation model. Surely this model is unassailable. Who needs common sense when you have models and big words? 🧐
And as the grand finale, IBIT’s stock price ticked up by a modest 1.5% on the day, trading at a mere $58 per share. Meanwhile, Bitcoin itself crept over the $102,000 mark, as though it were just another walk in the park for a cryptocurrency that is “totally stable” and “a sound long-term investment.” Who knew? 😏