Brazil’s Bitcoin ETF Mania: BlackRock’s Surprising Cash Cow 🐄💸 (Spoiler: It’s Not a Surprise)

The director of business development for BlackRock in Brazil, Cristiano Castro, declared Bitcoin ETFs are now the company’s largest revenue source. This finding, he said, proved “a big surprise” for the company. If only they’d checked the dictionary definition of “optimism.” ETF stands for Exchange Traded Fund-basically a stock that’s also not a stock, like a pretzel that’s secretly a salad 🥗.








