FDIC’s New Stablecoin Rules: AML or Absurd Money Laundering?

The FDIC’s latest brainchild demands PPSIs doff their hats to AML/CFT programs, economic sanctions, and reporting rituals. Because why let stablecoins enjoy freedom when FinCEN and OFAC can turn their lives into a bureaucratic circus? It’s like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole with a chainsaw-painfully, but with style.






