Thiel & Co.’s Crypto Bank Gets Nod – Buckle Up, Folks! 🤠💰
Now, ain’t that faster than a jackrabbit on a hot griddle? Just four months after Erebor tossed its hat in the ring, Washington rolled out the GENIUS Act (because nothing says “genius” like letting bankers play with digital Monopoly money). The bank plans to operate digitally from Columbus and New York, armed with $275 million and a risk framework tighter than your grandma’s corset.







