Crypto News

At the grand spectacle called the Bitcoin 2025 Conference in the desert of Las Vegas, Charles took center stage — standing tall amidst a crowd of crypto evangelists and unicorn chasers. He spun his tale of a future where Bitcoin’s ecosystem could stretch to an unimaginable $10 trillion—an empire rivaling small countries! And yes, he firmly believes the coin will someday be worth between a quarter and half a million dollars. Because nothing says confidence like dreaming big while sipping expensive coffee.

Initially heralded by the venerable co-founder Vitalik Buterin as a step toward the future—allowing wallets to don the guise of smart contracts—this feature, alas, has become the gift that keeps on giving to hackers. It’s like handing out free open bars at a pirate convention—bound to attract the wrong crowd.

Here’s the breakdown: BTC$104 606, with a 0.6% daily shuffle in the market — as if markets ever sit still — and a market cap that reads like a phone number: $2.08 trillion. Super impressive, if you’re into that sort of thing.

In January, the enigmatic BTC flirted with a high of $109,300, but, true to form, it upstaged itself with a new high of $111,900 in May. One can hardly keep up with all the excitement. 🎩

Just a few minutes ago, Saylor’s brainchild decided to drop $75.1 million like it was loose change and snatched up a modest 705 BTC. That’s right—705 whole Bitcoins, each at a bargain price of $106,495. Who says you can’t have a humble Bitcoin party? 🎉

On May 7th, the update was implemented, incorporating EIP-7702 – a proposal aimed at enabling Externally Owned Accounts (EOAs) to function as temporary smart contracts. Yet, this advancement has been tainted by malicious, repetitively used code snippets, potentially endangering many Ethereum users.

So, apparently, the latest TACO tease—meaning “Trump Always Chickens Out”—didn’t exactly win the President’s love, leading to a global risk-off party. Investors are clutching their pearls, and Bitcoin is chilling at around $103K-$106K, because apparently nobody cares about crypto drama.

According to some boring SEC paperwork—think of it as the company’s way of showing their homework—SharpLink is going to issue up to 72.05 million shares of their prestigious stock, “SBET”, which sounds like the kind of thing one whispers about in the stock market shadows. Out of those, roughly 12.6 million will be sold at a modest $79.21 per share (because who doesn’t love a nice round number to lose sleep over?). But don’t get too attached—how many they sell might change faster than a TikTok trend.

And then — oh, the drama! Enter SharpLink Gaming, a company that, to put it kindly, isn’t exactly the heavyweight champ of crypto market movers, filing with the SEC.💼 According to their fancy paperwork, this tiny $18 million market-cap, build-a-bungalow-in-a-closet kinda outfit plans to buy a jaw-dropping $1 billion worth of Ethereum for their treasury. Yes, you read that right. A billion dollars — for a company that’s about as intimidating as a kitten with a sore paw. If they pull this off, it’d be one of the wildest corporate treasury stunts ever. Or so they say. 🚀

On June 1, CZ took to X (formerly Twitter, but who’s really keeping track?) and declared, “I’ve always been puzzled that everyone can see your orders on a DEX.” Puzzled indeed—probably because the rest of us are watching the markets like hawks and he’s busy dreaming of the perfect secret club. 🧐🕵️‍♂️