In the great continent of Africa, a publicly traded company named Altvest Capital Limited has made a historic leap of faith, joining the Bitcoin bandwagon. Aye, they’ve added this cryptic cryptocurrency to their treasure trove, a move as groundbreaking as an olive tree in Salinas! Bitcoin in the Treasury: A Cunning Strategy! Why Bitcoin, you … Read more
“Société Générale’s Bold Euro Launch: A Tale of Blockchain, Bureaucracy & Banter” Société Générale’s Bold Euro Launch: A Tale of Blockchain, Bureaucracy & Banter SG-Forge just birthed EURCV, a MiCA-compliant euro-backed stablecoin on Stellar. Picture it: secure, lightning-fast, and dirt-cheap digital euro transactions… unlike your last vacation budget. 💸✨ SG-Forge, a child of Société Générale … Read more
Ah, mesdames et messieurs! What a week it has been in the realm of cryptocurrency! A veritable comedy of errors, if you will! 🎭 Our dear Bitcoin, that capricious creature, flirted with the enchanting figure of $99,000 last Friday, only to be met by the ferocious bears, who declared, “Not today, my friend!” 🐻 The … Read more
What to know: Blockchain data reveals $1.4 billion has vanished into the crypto void, with $200 million liquidated on decentralized exchanges. Truly a magician’s act! 🪄 Bybit CEO Ben Zhou confirmed that the exchange’s Ethereum cold wallet was compromised. Ouch. Ether tanks 4%—a little meltdown to spice up your portfolio drama. 📉 Once upon a … Read more
Pray, What to Know: On this fateful Friday, the prices of cryptocurrencies have taken a most unfortunate tumble, as the esteemed exchange Bybit finds itself embroiled in a most distressing security incident. Our dear Bitcoin (BTC) has plummeted to a woeful $97,000, whilst the ever-volatile ether (ETH) has slipped nearly 4%, descending below the $2,700 … Read more
In a most audacious endeavor, KuCoin EU has sought the esteemed MiCAR license in the land of Austria, aiming to unfurl its wings across Europe. This hub, nestled in the heart of Vienna, shall oversee the delicate dance of compliance and innovation in the realm of digital assets. Ah, the illustrious KuCoin, a titan among … Read more
What to know: Costa Rica’s largest commercial bank is launching a bitcoin ETF. 🎉 It’s the first crypto investment vehicle from Costa Rica’s banking sector. 🏦 The country doesn’t have any formal crypto legislation. 🤷♂️ In a move that could only be described as both audacious and slightly bewildering, the state-owned Banco Nacional (BN), the … Read more
In a twist worthy of a theatrical farce, the digital realm has been rocked by whispers of calamity! The illustrious Bybit, a titan among crypto exchanges, has reportedly been breached, with a staggering $1.5 billion in virtual treasures spirited away into the ether. Yes, you heard it right—$1.5 billion! That’s enough to buy a small … Read more
Ah, the whims of fortune! Here’s the scoop: Lo and behold! TAO, that audacious little cryptocurrency, has clambered its way into the top 40 after dazzling us with a fantastic price leap over the past fortnight. Many a sage believe it may soon reach the lofty heights of $600, with any dips to the $400s … Read more
What to know: Bybit is now serving up real-time liquidation data updates faster than a speeding bullet—every 500 milliseconds! 🏃♂️💨 This move is like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, responding to traders and institutions yelling for transparency! 🎩🐇 So, hold onto your hats, folks! Major cryptocurrency exchange Bybit has decided to … Read more