When Vanguard met the SEC: A tale of misleading disclosures, hefty settlements, and a promise to do better 🙏 Lo and behold! The Vanguard Group, in a move worthy of a slapstick comedy, has agreed to settle with the SEC for a whopping $106.41 million. 🎉 The reason? Misleading statements about capital gains distributions and … Read more
Salutations! U.S. debt ceiling hits on Tuesday. No clue what’s gonna happen. Bitcoin’s mood unclear too. You won’t believe what’s happening in the world of finance! The U.S. is about to hit its ludicrously high $36 trillion debt limit on Tuesday. Brace yourself, it’s gonna be fun! But, wait, what does that even mean for … Read more
On this fine January 21st, as the winds of destiny blow ever so dramatically across the land, Donald Trump Jr., yes, the very same, announced with the solemnity of a 100-pound gold bar dropping in a silent cathedral: the purchases that would forever change the course of history—or not. These strategic purchases were made “to … Read more
In the midst of a whirlwind of fervor surrounding Donald Trump’s inauguration, the realm of digital assets has found itself basking in the glow of a staggering $2.2 billion inflow last week. This monumental surge stands as a testament to the year’s largest weekly inflows, nudging the year-to-date total to a whimsical $2.8 billion. The … Read more
What to know: BTC calls are now the haute couture of the crypto world, outpricing their ETH counterparts just a day after Trump decided to play coy and skip any mention of crypto or a strategic BTC reserve in his inaugural speech. 🎩 This pricing spectacle suggests a rather gloomy forecast for the ether-bitcoin ratio, … Read more
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive! 🕷️ Enter the scene, the esteemed Ryan Selkis, founder of Messari, who in a fit of righteous indignation, has called upon the incoming President, none other than the one and only Donald J. Trump, to swiftly dispatch the team responsible for unleashing … Read more
Buckle up, dear reader, for a mind-blowing journey through the cosmos of online tomfoolery! The Huionic Guarantee (formerly known as Huione Guarantee) has ascended to the throne of the largest illicit marketplace in the galaxy, boasting a whopping $24 billion in transactions! 🚀 Elliptic Research, the brave interstellar explorers, have unveiled some eye-popping insights into … Read more
What to know: Lo and behold! The Ethereum Foundation, in a grand gesture, is shifting a staggering $165.3 million to a new wallet, all in the name of joining the DeFi party. 🎉 After witnessing a 39% nosedive in its treasury over the past three years, the Foundation is now on a quest to replenish … Read more
What to know: The former Bitmex CEO pointed to the limited time frame before the midterm elections and the many other things to allocate time and money to. (Like deciding which tie to wear!) Hayes makes no bones about the investment for his new VC Maelstrom: “We love undervalued shits.” (Because who doesn’t love a … Read more
What to know: On that fateful Monday, as the grand spectacle of President Donald Trump’s swearing-in unfolded, the crypto markets danced a wild jig, with Solana’s SOL leading the charge downwards, plummeting nearly 10% from its dizzying heights. Oh, the irony! 🎢 In a twist of fate that could only be scripted by the universe … Read more