But wait, there’s more! Chainalysis is now tracking over 260,000 XRPL tokens, including IOUs, NFTs, and something called MPTs (which I’m pretty sure stands for “Make Payments Tedious”). Fresh tokens are being added daily, because why not? It’s almost like they’re trying to make blockchain even more complicated than it already is. 😅
Picture it: a motley crew of cyberbums snuck into the NPM account of a prominent developer (do give the poor fellow a stiff brandy) and, with the subtlest sleight of hand, sluiced malware into libraries upon which the world’s apps depend. Stardom at last-all for the price of a well-placed bit of malicious code! 😏
World Network’s native token-yes, the brainchild of the ever-dashing Sam Altcoin-pirouetted upward by over 40% on September 8 after the Nasdaq-listed Eightco Holdings declared their intention to embark on this grand WLD treasury adventure. Witness, if you will, WLD’s ascent from a modest $1.03 at dawn to a sprightly $1.51 by dusk, crowning it one of the altcoins’ top performers in the cutthroat 24-hour carnival.
In the grand theater of cryptocurrencies, where every day brings a new act of drama and intrigue, Worldcoin (WLD) has taken center stage. The native token of Sam Altman’s ambitious iris-scanning project has witnessed a meteoric rise, gaining 25% in value over the past 24 hours and now trading at a robust $1.25. 🌟
This reduction in supply, akin to turning off the tap of a leaky faucet, is expected to ease the sell pressure on the market, making Bittensor a top contender in the crypto world for 2025. It’s like being the only kid at the party with an unlimited supply of candy while everyone else has to ration their sweets. 🍭
Since early September, whale activity in Pump.fun [PUMP] has been more intense than a summer blockbuster. One particularly ambitious whale decided to spread its bets across three wallets, opening leveraged long positions worth a whopping $6.3 million. 🤑
Speaking at the Eastern Economic Forum in Vladivostok on September 7, Kobyakov explained in riveting detail how the United States plans to employ cryptocurrency and stablecoins to-brace yourself-shift its enormous fiscal burden into the ethereal realm of digital space. A masterstroke, if ever there was one, as American financial wizardry reaches a whole new level of sorcery.
Originally submitted by Nasdaq in February, the ETF proposal was a valiant attempt to navigate the SEC’s labyrinthine Rule 5711(d). By March, the application had been revised, then published for public comment like a cryptic scroll in a wizard’s library. The public, naturally, responded with a mix of confusion and existential dread.
Once upon a dreary Monday (because all big ambitions start on a Monday), CoinShares, that titan of European digital asset management, announced its eager flight towards the fabled Wall Street. In a spectacle worthy of an opera buffa, it is to be christened public in the United States by merging with the illustrious Vine Hill Capital Investment Corp – a Nasdaq-listed SPAC with a name that sounds like it was concocted by a vineyard owner who suddenly fancied finance.
Now, let’s rewind a bit. Back in January 2025, Bybit had to hit the pause button on its Indian operations due to some regulatory hiccups. Apparently, they were operating without the proper paperwork, which is a big no-no in the world of finance. The Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU) wasn’t too pleased and slapped them with a fine of about $1.06 million. Ouch! But hey, they’ve paid up and are now officially registered with the FIU, so everything’s peachy keen. 🍑
