Ah, Telegram! That mischievous little app where whispers turn into roars and now, apparently, where your pocket money grows legs and starts doing the tango! 🕺 Yes, you heard it right, dear reader. Telegram, the master of secrets and stickers, has decided to dabble in the dark arts of DeFi, all thanks to its new chum, Affluent. 🧙♂️✨
- 🎩 Telegram and Affluent have joined forces to make your USDT balances do the cha-cha.
- 💰 Wallet users can now earn yield without leaving their cozy Telegram nest.
- 🌍 According to these two, DeFi is now as accessible as a chocolate bar at a child’s party.
On a chilly Friday, October 24, 2025, Telegram announced its latest trick: an integration with Affluent, a TON-based DeFi vault protocol. 🧪✨ This means you can now earn yield through Telegram’s self-custodial wallet, all while pretending to ignore your aunt’s endless cat memes. 🐱
⚡️USDT holders in TON Wallet can now earn up to 3.5% APY – automatically and without leaving @telegram.
💎 This became possible through our integration with @AffluentOrg, a DeFi protocol on @ton_blockchain that uses smart vaults and automated strategies to generate returns…
– TON Wallet (@tonwallet_tg) October 24, 2025
The dynamic duo claims this will bring one-click DeFi access to over 100 million Telegram wallet users. 🌟 Starting with USDT yield, enabled through the “Earn” feature, users can pocket up to 3.5% on their holdings. Not bad for a day’s work, eh? 😏
“This partnership will allow millions of people worldwide to turn their idle holdings into productive yield-generating assets,” said Egor Danilov, CPO of Wallet in Telegram, with a wink and a flourish. “Our goal has always been to make Web3 as easy as stealing a cookie from the jar, whether you’re a crypto wizard or a complete muggle. Thanks to Affluent’s vaults, our users can put their assets to work simply, safely, and without ever leaving the Telegram app.” 🍪✨
Telegram’s Grand Plan: Web3 Super App or Just a Fancy Chat Room?
Justin Hyun, Co-CEO of Affluent, chimed in with a grin, “We’ve abstracted away the complexity of DeFi, allowing Telegram users to access professional-grade savings strategies with a single click. Open Wallet, click, and earn – it’s like magic, but with fewer rabbits and more money!” 🐇💸
“We’ve abstracted away the complexity of DeFi, allowing Telegram users to now access professional-grade savings strategies directly from Telegram – open Wallet, click, and earn,” Justin Hyun, Affluent.
With 800 million monthly active users and 100 million wallet users, Telegram is eyeing the throne of Web3 super apps. 🏰 The company plans to onboard 30% of its user base to the wallet by 2028, turning your chats into a financial playground. So, grab your popcorn and watch as Telegram attempts to juggle messaging, social media, payments, and now, DeFi yields. Will it succeed, or will it end up with pie on its face? Only time will tell. 🍿🤡
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2025-10-24 21:24