HTX Hands Out Crypto Comfort Blankets After Market Meltdown 😂

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In a shocking twist of generosity that’s about as common as a sober vampire in a blood bank, HTX has launched its “Sail Together” initiative, tossing $100 million in USDT at traders who got steamrolled during the October 11 crypto crash (which, by the way, saw $19 billion vanish faster than a cat burglar at a yoga retreat).

The program, running until November 15, aims to soothe the tears of traders who “verified” their losses. 📉 Because nothing says “we care” like asking for receipts from the financial apocalypse you just survived!

Market Context and Broader Implications (Or: How to Blame Geopolitics for Your Poor Life Choices)

To qualify, users must have lost at least $100 between October 9-11, 2025. Because obviously, if you only lost $99, tough luck, you’re just a minor inconvenience to the universe. 🤷‍♂️

Proof? Oh, just your trading records from HTX or any other exchange. We’re not picky! 📄 (Though we suspect “I lost everything because I’m bad at life” won’t cut it.)

The airdrop window is a neat 30 days. Because bureaucracy, obviously. 🕰️ HTX promises to pay out “proportionally” to losses. Translation: The more you lost, the more free money you get. It’s like a participation trophy for financial disasters!

The crash? Triggered by US-China trade tensions. Because of course it was. 🌏 Nothing says “buy the dip” like two superpowers playing chicken with tariffs.

Industry Assessment of Support Measures (AKA: Influencers Applauding Themselves)

DeFi researcher Zee tweeted their thoughts from a basement filled with empty energy drink cans. 📱

Influencers Raph_GMI and Dìchén also chimed in, because if you don’t tweet during a crisis, are you even a Web3 hero? 🦸♂️

Will this stabilize user engagement? Probably not. But hey, at least HTX isn’t handing out Monopoly money! 🎲 (Yet.)

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2025-10-20 18:47