Bitcoin Betrayal? CEO Hints at Selling, Blames Dividends 😱💰

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In the shadow of a world teetering on the edge of financial absurdity, Fong Lee, the anointed chief executive officer of the enigmatic business intelligence firm Strategy, has uttered words that echo through the halls of cryptocurrency like a cold, mocking laugh. During his sanctimonious discourse with the Schwab Network, Lee, with a straight face, did not dismiss the possibility of liquidating the company’s Bitcoin holdings. 🤑

“Dividends,” he proclaimed, as if it were a sacred mantra, “are the altar upon which we must sacrifice our principles.” 🛐 “All that said,” he continued, with a gravitas that would make a Soviet bureaucrat blush, “what’s important is paying our dividends, more important than not selling Bitcoin.” One wonders if the shareholders are as amused as they are bewildered. 🤡

Should Bitcoin, that fickle digital deity, plummet by 50%, Strategy, in its infinite wisdom, could stretch its Bitcoin reserves to pay dividends until the distant year of 2065. A long-term bet, indeed-or perhaps a desperate gamble? 🎲

A Long-Term Bet, or a Fool’s Errand?

Yet, with the air of a man who has read too many manifestos, Lee insists that Bitcoin remains a cornerstone of Strategy’s grand design. “Bitcoin is always an important purchase and a good buy for us at any point in time,” he declared, as if reciting a creed. One can almost hear the collective sigh of the crypto faithful. 🙏

The recent mammoth purchase, timed with the precision of a Swiss watch, was, according to Lee, a testament to internal financial stability and favorable stock liquidity. Or, as the cynics might say, a last-ditch effort to appear relevant in a chaotic market. 🕰️

“For the last 5 years, I think what we’ve been doing is bullish for the Bitcoin market,” Lee added, with the confidence of a man who has never met a bear. “So we don’t think about it week to week.” Perhaps he should. 🐻

MSCI’s Misguided Crusade

As the world trembles under the weight of MSCI’s proposal to ostracize companies with over 50% of their assets in digital assets, Strategy has risen to the defense, brandishing a letter that cries “discrimination!” 🗡️ During the Schwab interview, Lee, with a flourish of indignation, labeled the proposal “misinformed” and “misguided.”

“It just seems early to make a decision that digital assets shouldn’t be an area that people should invest in,” he lamented, as if the very fabric of financial freedom were at stake. One might wonder if he doth protest too much. 🤔

In this theater of the absurd, where dividends reign supreme and Bitcoin hangs in the balance, one thing is certain: the drama is far from over. 🍿

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2025-12-11 08:34