Well, that was fun while it lasted. The merry month of March 2025, which had started with a bullish prance, has ended in a resounding thud. The market, in all its infinite wisdom, decided to stage a dramatic crash, because, why not? And, as is often the case, Bitcoin (BTC), the granddaddy of all digital assets, is now teetering on the edge of a precipice, staring into the abyss of a massive price drop. Joy.
The Technical Wizardry (a.k.a. Guesswork) π§ββοΈ
According to the all-knowing, all-seeing experts of technical analysis (who have never, ever been wrong π), BTC had been indulging in a spot of bearish rising price action pattern on the daily timeframe, between late February and early March 2025. Think of it as a financial game of Jenga β it looked impressive, until it didn’t. The pattern has broken, the bearish outlook is confirmed, and the price is now free to plummet, because gravity.

Historical price momentum (a fancy term for “looking at past stuff”) suggests that if BTC’s price continues its downward spiral and closes a four-hour candle below the $83,500 mark, it might just drop by a whopping 6%, landing with a thud at $78,500. Because, you know, predictability is key in cryptocurrency π€.
And, to add insult to injury, the asset has also face-planted below the 200 Exponential Moving Average (EMA) on the daily timeframe, which, in technical terms, means the trend is as weak as a kitten’s mew.
Current Price Shenanigans π
As of now, Bitcoin is hovering near $83,850, having graciously bestowed upon its holders a 4% price decline in the past 24 hours. Silver linings, however, include a 25% surge in trading volume, indicating that traders and investors are participating with all the enthusiasm of a gambler on a hot streak π².
Traders’ Bearish Bash π»
Meanwhile, in the midst of this bearish extravaganza, traders β those lovable, risk-taking souls β are betting big on the short side, according to the all-knowing oracles at Coinglass. It’s like they’re saying, “Heads, we win! Tails, you lose… more money.” π€
The data reveals that traders are over-leveraged at $86,000, with a staggering $1.26 billion worth of short positions, essentially daring the BTC price to cross that line. And then there’s the $83,500 level, where $345 million worth of long positions are teetering on the edge of liquidation, waiting for the inevitable price drop to seal their fate π.

This on-chain metric, in simple terms, means the bears are having a party, and the bulls are, well, bull-ied π.
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2025-03-28 21:08