In the grand theater of absurdity, here’s the plot twist:
- Oh, the joy! Crypto’s wild dance continues as Mexico’s leader, with a hat tip to Trump, sends soldiers to play border cops. 🎩👮♂️
- Bitcoin, the mighty dragon, soars above $99K, while XRP, the underdog, jumps 40%. ETH and SOL decide they won’t be left behind in this comical rally. 🐉🐕
- In a twist that would make any soap opera proud, odds of Trump lifting tariffs soar to 80%. Someone call the Academy! 🏆🎭
In a plot twist that would make Gorky himself chuckle, cryptocurrencies decided to throw a party as trade war tensions took a backseat. Bitcoin, the jester, approached the $100K throne. 🎉👑
Mexico’s President, playing the role of the peacemaker, decided to send an army to the border. Not to wage war, but to stop the flow of goods that make the markets go round. 🛡️🚫
And in this grand farce, the odds of Trump removing tariffs jumped higher than a cat on a hot tin roof. Polymarket predicts 80% chance, up from a mere 60%. What a show! 🎟️🐱
Bitcoin, after a night of weeping and gnashing of teeth, found its wings and soared. ETH and SOL, not wanting to miss the fun, joined the rally. XRP, the dark horse, galloped 40% ahead. 🐴🚀
As for the stock market, it decided to cut its losses in half, proving that even the most dramatic plays have intermissions. 🎭🛌
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