Your Wallet is Smirking: How a Wacky $1.1M Seed Round Just Shook RWAs 🌍💰

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Once upon a time in the whimsical world of Tezos lived a plucky little platform called Fraktion. With a sly grin and big dreams, Fraktion strutted into the blockchain bazaar, waving a glittering $1.1 million seed round like a golden ticket. “We’re off to build a platform so spiffy, you’ll need sunglasses just to log in!” they declared.

The cash? Oh, that came from an eccentric bunch of investors—Tezos Foundation, Vox Capital, and Cabrit Capital. Even a gang of fabulously clever business angels chipped in. Imagine a gang of big-brained muses plotting around a cauldron of crypto possibilities. Among them were Olivier Huby (the mastermind of MFEX), AndrĂ©a BensaĂŻd (the wizard of Eskimoz), and Guillaume Mayot (the sage from Lukeion Advisory).

The Great Expansion Expedition

With their newfound treasure, these blockchain adventurers are plotting their conquest of the RWA (Real-World Assets, not Really Wacky Antics—though both fit). CEO Vincent Pastor, perched on a metaphorical mountain of ambition, proclaimed, “Investors believe in us, and that means we’re fancy now!”

“Imagine a world,” Pastor mused dramatically, “where anyone—yes, even you in the mustard-yellow socks—can access elite investments without needing to sell a kidney!”

Their secret sauce? A partnership with Kapi Club, a real estate cabal that smells like mahogany and fine leather. Lauren Dannay, the brain behind Kapi Club, praised Fraktion for making investment projects “as easy as pie, but with far fewer calories.”

“Frankly, they’ve sprinkled fairy dust over our operations,” Dannay admitted. “Fraktion is like the BeyoncĂ© of blockchain—always on point.”

Perks of Playing in Fraktion’s Sandbox

But wait, there’s more! With this shiny $1.1 million, Fraktion will not only dominate RWAs but also sprinkle advanced features like collateralization (fancy talk for making things borrow-shiny). They even plan to tiptoe into Europe and Asia, presumably tossing confetti and baguettes along the way.

Even Jean-FrĂ©dĂ©ric Mognetti of the Tezos Foundation chimed in. “Fraktion,” he said, stroking an imaginary beard, “has figured out how to take the charm of Hogwarts and blend it with blockchain. A magical combo!”

“They’re democratizing the investment game, and honestly, it’s about time someone let us peasants in!”

And there they go, dashing towards a future where physical assets dance hand-in-hand with technology, leaving the rest of us to wonder, “Why didn’t *we* think of that first?”

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2025-02-06 18:02