Somewhere over Moscow, or maybe only inside the echo-laden vault of finance’s soul, Arthur Hayes turned up in a recent interview like a cryptic poet. Surrounded by the swelling currents of reflationary schemes—each central banker an actor on the world stage, fumbling their lines—Hayes whispered of crypto’s ascendancy, with all the sly delight of someone who knows the secret guest list for an afterparty.
“It’s a great time to be in the crypto ecosystem,” he quipped, pausing as if waiting for the balalaikas to join in. “More fiat money is hunting rare assets. The bull market is set to waltz on—so bring your dancing shoes, because this won’t be a polite tea party, but a wild bacchanal with digital fireworks.” 🥳
$1 Million Bitcoin Target by End of Trump’s Term
With all the calm of a gambler skeptical of roulette, Hayes projected Bitcoin would perform a 10x leap, toppling over $1 million by early 2029—timed, with a wink, to the curtain call of Trump’s theoretical encore in office. “It is the era of monetary balloon animals,” he implied, “and each new twist inflates Bitcoin’s prospects.”
As for the U.S. dollar and Treasury bonds? Hayes regarded them with the weary irony Tolstoy reserved for aristocrats: “The dollar melts when compared to gold and BTC. Treasuries? Only fit to light samovars—too many exist, and who wants tea that weak?” 🍵
His musings join a growing symphony in crypto circles, each voice warbling the same tune: inflation’s mischief and monetary abandon will only drive more souls to the glittering idea of Bitcoin—a modern fortress beneath stormy economic skies. Whether you heed Hayes or not, remember—the afterparty rarely ends before sunrise, and Satoshi never RSVPs.
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