Folks, let me tell you, the Donald has done it again! 🤡 This time, he’s got his grubby little hands all over the crypto market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. 🎢
According to the latest report from CoinShares, digital asset investments saw a whopping $1.9 billion in inflows last week, all thanks to Trump’s executive orders. 💸 It’s like the guy can’t resist meddling in everything, even if it means sending the crypto world into a frenzy. 🤯
But wait, there’s more! 🙌 The order also halts federal efforts to develop central bank digital currencies (CBDCs) and rescinds Biden-era crypto policies. 🤷♂️ I guess Trump’s not a fan of the whole “digital currency” thing, unless it’s his own personal stash of Bitcoin, of course. 🤑
And let’s not forget the cherry on top – Trump fulfilled his campaign pledge to pardon Ross Ulbricht, the founder of the infamous Silk Road marketplace. 🤫 I guess he’s got a soft spot for the guy, or maybe he just wants to keep the crypto world as wild and untamed as possible. 🤡
But hey, at least the crypto investors are happy, right? 🤑 Bitcoin, Ethereum, and even Litecoin are all seeing massive inflows, while poor old Cardano is the only one getting the cold shoulder. 😂
So, if you’re feeling like you need a little more chaos in your life, just keep an eye on Trump and his crypto shenanigans. 🤯 Who knows what he’ll do next? 🤷♂️
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2025-01-27 18:51