Oh, Brad Garlinghouse. Just when I thought the crypto world couldn’t get any more deliciously absurd, here he comes, strutting onto the digital stage like a peacock in a blockchain suit. 🦚
Imagine being so passionate about cryptocurrency that you spend your days advocating for a national digital asset reserve that isn’t just a one-token wonder. It’s like arguing that a cocktail party shouldn’t only serve vodka—though in the crypto world, that’s basically heresy.
Garlinghouse, bless his entrepreneurial heart, is out here preaching diversity in digital assets. “I own XRP, BTC, ETH,” he declares, like he’s listing his exotic pet collection. “We live in a multichain world,” he says, as if we’re all supposed to nod sagely and understand.
Meanwhile, Trump is floating the idea of a national digital asset stockpile, and the crypto market is collectively holding its breath. Polymarket—because apparently, we now bet on governmental financial decisions—gives this about a 17% chance of happening. Those are basically lottery odds, folks. 🎲
But here’s the kicker: Garlinghouse is waging war on “crypto maximalism.” Translation? He’s telling Bitcoin bros to calm down and share the playground. The audacity! 😂
XRP is currently dancing around $3.09, which in crypto terms means it had breakfast and might survive another day. Just another Tuesday in the wild, wild west of digital finance.
Stay weird, crypto world. Stay. Weird. 🚀
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2025-01-28 08:11