Dearest readers, it is with the utmost dismay that I must inform you of the most dreadful news regarding the state of our beloved cryptocurrencies. 🤯 Alas, the once-mighty XRP and Dogecoin have fallen victim to a most vexing plunge, tumbling a staggering 25% in the past 24 hours. 😱
Pray, what could have caused such a calamitous event, you ask? Why, it seems the fault lies with none other than our esteemed President Trump, who has seen fit to impose a most grievous 25% tariff upon our dear neighbors, Canada and Mexico. 🤦♀️ The nerve of the man, to disrupt the delicate balance of trade in such a manner!
As a result, the markets have been thrown into a veritable tizzy, with the broad-based CoinDesk 20 index losing a full 10% of its value. 😩 Even the mighty Bitcoin has not been spared, dropping a most unsightly 6%. Truly, a most distressing state of affairs.
But fear not, my dear friends, for I have no doubt that our resilient cryptocurrencies shall rise again, like the proverbial phoenix from the ashes. 🦋 Until then, let us take solace in the knowledge that we are not alone in our misery, for the entire market has been swept up in this most unfortunate turn of events. 🤷♀️
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must retire to my fainting couch, for the mere thought of such financial calamity is enough to send me into a most delicate state of nerves. 😌 Toodle-oo, my dears!
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2025-02-03 08:35