You Won’t Believe What El Salvador Is Doing With Bitcoin and AI! đŸ€Ż

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In the small but feverishly ambitious land of El Salvador, as the golden sun rose over endless mango trees, the rulers—possessed by a fever for one simple phrase, “excellence only”—embarked upon a quest, fusing the magic beans of bitcoin with the curious charms of artificial intelligence. Many a banker and technocrat gazed jealously from abroad, muttering about “innovation powerhouses” between bites of croissant.

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It was not long before Pierre Rochard, that bold wanderer on the fields of code and crypto, swept into San Salvador—possibly mistaken for a prophet, certainly treated as a minor celebrity, and distinctly overdressed for the humidity. Addressing the aspiring sages of CUBO+ and CUBO AI, those modern monasteries of techno-wisdom, Rochard marveled at the intellectual swordplay on display. He confessed that the students’ questions—so sharp they could julienne a turnip—often preempted his own lectures. “Is there anything left for me to say?” he might have wondered, arm raised dramatically, only half in jest.

Rochard, struck by inspiration or perhaps the local coffee, declared bitcoin and AI to be as inseparable as Tolstoy and existential crisis. In a moment of sagely advice, he pronounced:

I see these two fields as complementary; students should learn about bitcoin for savings and about AI for its usefulness and positive application. And if you can train a robot to buy the bitcoin for you—well, that’s true automation.

He envisioned Salvadorans, not unlike peasants stashing rubles underneath their mattresses, setting aside digital coin with devotion: “Save a little every week,” Pierre intoned, “and in ten years you, too, can baffle your friends at dinner parties with tales of inexplicable wealth.”

As programs like CUBO+ bestow the peasants—pardon, students—with tools to master the mysterious crafts of Bitcoin and AI, world-famed mentors like Adam Back and Cathie Wood circle overhead, offering cryptic guidance and, presumably, frequent flyer miles. In an era when Latin America is often typecast (unfairly) as a follower, El Salvador dares to lead—armed with bitcoin, algorithms, and a national supply of pluck.

The Bitcoin Office, no strangers to self-congratulation—nor to public proclamations—declared on X (which would be Twitter, but history marches on),

The ‘excellence only’ policy of the Bitcoin Office continues to deliver results: our reputation for high standards has become our national strategic advantage as other nations race to follow our lead. đŸ‡žđŸ‡»đŸš€

And so, dear reader, as El Salvador sails forward on this madcap voyage, one must ask: when was the last time your government did something this bold? Or at the very least, this entertaining? 😏

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2025-05-03 05:03