Somewhere along the misty boulevards of financial intrigue, where the scent of lilacs mingles with the desperate aroma of overcaffeinated traders, comes news so peculiar that even Woland would raise an eyebrow: Cointelegraph reports that the illustrious 21Shares has tiptoed onto the stage and, with a flourish worthy of an illusionist, proposed the 21Shares Dogecoin ETF. Yes, you heard right, comrades — an ETF exclusively for Dogecoin. Sharik the dog must be licking his paws with pride.
Buried deep within the bureaucratic labyrinth, the document named SR-NASDAQ-2025-034 has been submitted, which, roughly translated from the language of money and mystique, means: “Please, dear Nasdaq, under the proud statute of Rule 5711(d), let us trade magic coins inspired by internet memes!”
If the celestial machinery of bureaucracy whirs in Dogecoin’s favor, soon even the most traditional, tie-wearing investors may find themselves stroking their monocles and mumbling, “Such wow. Much exposure. Very portfolio.” The age-old gates between Wall Street and the sarcastic universe of Shiba Inu memes may finally creak open. 🎩🐕
This flamboyant development follows a parade of crypto ETFs in 2025, as the regulatory magicians attempt to out-maneuver each other and investors gobble up digital assets like seagulls on Odessa’s beaches. The filing is not so much a proposal as it is a declaration: Dogecoin is no longer just for jesters and pranksters — it’s elbowing its way into the grand ballrooms of legitimacy, trailing a cloud of memes and liquidity.
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