XRP to the Moon? 🚀 (Maybe?)

Okay, so *another* analyst… another one! 🙄 They’re all looking at this XRP thing. Apparently, if history repeats itself – and when does it, really? – this thing is gonna “melt faces.” Face-melting! What does that even *mean*? Is my face gonna literally liquefy? I need to investigate this.

• They’re saying XRP is gonna go up. Big whoop. Everything goes up and down. It’s called the market.
• Right now, it’s just…sitting there. Consolidating. Like a stubborn stain. And it’s flirting with dropping *below* support. Again! It’s a pattern, I tell ya, a pattern of disappointment!

This EtherNasyonaL person – a name, frankly, that sounds made up – is looking at charts. Charts! Like anyone can predict the future from squiggly lines. But apparently, back in 2017, XRP did something similar. So, now it’s gonna do it again? It’s…logic? Or just hoping? It’s infuriating!

And the prediction? Five to seven dollars by 2025. Oh, *wow*. Groundbreaking. I could have told you that! (Probably. Maybe. Don’t quote me.)

Then you have the “XRP Army.” These people are…intense. Ripple Bull Winkle – seriously, that’s a name? – immediately jumps on this. Like a moth to a flickering, potentially misleading flame. He’s rambling on about the lawsuit, infrastructure, partnerships… blah, blah, blah. ETFs! Everyone’s waiting for the ETFs. It’s always the ETFs.

They already approved *one* ETF, one! But the big ones? Still sitting on some regulator’s desk. Probably collecting dust. And these experts – including Bull Winkle, naturally – are saying it’s a sure thing? 90%? 90% is not a sure thing! It’s still 10% chance of utter financial ruin! 🤯

So, our analyst doubles down on the “face-melting” nonsense and asks if you’re “positioned.” What does that even *mean*? Are we talking financially positioned? Emotionally positioned? Am I supposed to buy a heat-resistant face shield? This is just…a lot.

XRP Mega Cycle About To Detonate $XRP isn’t dead – it’s loading.

The mega cycle is coiled like a spring.

Reg clarity 🤦
Ripple building infrastructure 😴
Face-melting highs incoming 🔥

Are you positioned BEFORE it happens?

– Ripple Bull Winkle | Crypto Researcher (@RipBullWinkle) September 18, 2025

But here’s the kicker. As of right now? Still around three bucks. Three bucks! It’s been around three bucks for weeks! It’s like the whole thing is just…taunting me. Honestly, it’s just a whole mess. A *mess*.

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2025-09-20 08:56