Will Musk Dive Deeper into Bitcoin After Congress Rant? 🤔💸

In the labyrinthine corridors of modern finance, where dollars dance and morals sometimes take a holiday, John Deaton—ever the crypto cheerleader—whispers that Tesla’s master of mayhem, Elon Musk, might just splash more cash into Bitcoin. Why? Well, as Congress wobbles into a frenzy of fiscal folly, Deaton twinkles with the idea that this legislative chaos is a “walking billboard”—a veritable neon sign—begging to be bought, or at least, that’s his theory. Trust a man who believes in crypto more than in gravity, right? 🚀

Inflation Might Get Worse—Shocking, I Know

The bill—a veritable carnival of tax cuts for the opulent—aims to sling another $3.8 trillion into the abyss of the national debt within ten years. Yes, ten! Think of it as Uncle Sam’s new credit card, maxed out with style and a generous splash of fiscal irresponsibility. Deaton, a man who previously tried to dethrone Elizabeth Warren (good luck with that), claims this steaming pile of legislation is—what’s the word?—a “walking billboard” for Bitcoin. Because nothing screams “investment” like a bill that will make inflation boop over the moon! 🌕🍕

I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore.
This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.
Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 3, 2025

Meanwhile, gold enthusiast Peter Schiff—who probably dreams in bullion—predicts that this behemoth of legislation will turbocharge inflation faster than a Tesla Model S on Ludicrous Mode.

“Given larger budget deficits and a weaker dollar, the inflation problem will actually get a lot worse,” Schiff declared, as if explaining that water is wet and fire is hot. 🔥💧

Tesla’s Bitcoin Holdings: A Digital Treasure Chest

Back in the dawn of digital gold, February 2021, Tesla boldly plunked down $1.5 billion in Bitcoin—a move that made both entrepreneurs and meme-lords take notice. As of today, thanks to the diligent data whisperers at Arkham Intelligence, Tesla’s Bitcoin stash has dwindled slightly to $1.2 billion. Ah, the sweet smell of crypto inflation—like opening a wallet and hearing a faint whisper of “gone.” 💸🎩

2025-06-04 00:41

Inflation Might Get Worse—Shocking, I Know

Tesla’s Bitcoin Holdings: A Digital Treasure Chest

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