The year limped in, battered and chewing a blade of prairie grass, but by spring’s second whisper, Bitcoin straightened up, spat on its calloused hands, and went stomping over the fields of speculation again. Folks had nearly forgotten what it was to be impressed by that old digital mule, but come this week, it hit $100,000 like a coyote streaking out the henhouse, and suddenly everyone’s buying coffee for their chart-reading cousin.
Last year ended with so much optimism you’d have choked on it; the new year began like a hungover miner wondering where his shovel was. But now, the same scrappy bunch shouting “King of the Internet!” in every saloon are fist-bumping over Google Docs, grinning the way only the over-leveraged can grin.
When a Chart Looks Like a Coffee Mug, Things Get Weird
Aksel Kibar, the kind of chart-whisperer whose mother probably checks his Twitter more than she calls him, graced the internet with another insight. Since November 2024—around the time presidential hairpieces changed hands—Bitcoin started climbing, performing acrobatics over the “minor high” at $73,737 on its way to ever-loftier dollar dreams.
The experts squint at their cup-and-handle diagrams like baristas judging latte art. Apparently, when you see one of these patterns, you’re on the edge of great fortune or heartbreak—or both, depending on your leverage. This particular “U” and downward squiggle has sparked claims that $137,000 is just over the next rise, ready to leap on unsuspecting investors.
Of course, after pushing through $73,737 last November, BTC decided to roller-coaster up to a six-figure summit. But, like every miner on a boomtown bender, it soon tumbled back down around $74,000. The drama! The anticipation! The mild nausea!
Kibar’s pointing his thumb toward $137,000 like a farmer sizing up the coming harvest. It means a 33% rally, give or take the sleepless nights and broken calculators.
Rub Your Eyes—Here’s the Price
Right now, if you can believe it, BTC is teetering around $103,071—a humble 1% over yester-morning, lording its 6% weekly gains over lesser coins. Data dries on the digital wind like a crust of salt on river stones, but the numbers keep coming, folks keep betting, and everyone’s wife keeps telling them to sell.
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2025-05-11 01:40