Why Rich Dads Say: Just Bitcoin, No Fancy ETFs! đŸ€‘đŸ”„

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Why Rich Dads Say: Just Bitcoin, No Fancy ETFs! đŸ€‘đŸ”„

Oh, dear readers, gather ‘round! Robert Kiyosaki, the man with the golden pen and a wallet full of wisdom, has spoken! He’s waving his magic wand—well, more like a big, fat finger—at the current shambles of the U.S. economy and the world’s favorite shiny digital coin, Bitcoin. Imagine him, finger wagging, saying, “Listen up, folks, ignore those silly Bitcoin ETFs, just buy Bitcoin directly! Trust me, I saw this crash coming from the moon—yep, 13 years ago, my crystal ball was already cloudy then!”

“Bail yourself out with Bitcoin,” roars Kiyosaki

Picture this: since the great financial mess of 2008, where banks danced on the brink of bankruptcy like tiptoeing cats, the big bosses (Central Banks, if you please) have been tossing heaps of money into the pot to save Wall Street’s bacon. Oh, they’re quite generous—supporting big banks like Silvergate, and many more that went belly up faster than a soufflĂ© in the oven!

But oh, the irony! Kiyosaki jeers, “One day, someone will have to bail out the bailers!” — imagine the bankers, clutching their pearls and their empty wallets. Ever since Nixon pulled the dollar off the gold standard back in ’71, each financial catastrophe gets bigger and scarier, like a giant fire-breathing dragon swallowing clearer cash and hope. The next disaster? Warnings point to a colossal mountain of student loans worth $1.6 trillion ready to burst like a bad bubble gum.

In 1998, Wall Street played superhero and bailed out a hedge fund called LTCM.

2008 saw the big bank rescue party—Central Banks came to the rescue of those clever stock market gamblers.

And now? In 2025, yikes! Jim Rickards asks, “Who’s going to save the savers and the Central Banks?”

In simple words: Everyone’s holding their breath!

— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) May 18, 2025

Kiyosaki, with a twinkle in his eye, claims there’s a magic potion to dodge the financial disaster: don’t rely on fake paper money, oh no! Instead, hoard precious metals like gold and silver, AND—wait for it—Bitcoin! Because nothing screams “safe” like a digital coin that might just fly away into a cloud while you’re scratching your head.

“No silly Bitcoin ETFs,” shouts the man with a plan!

He’s waving a big red flag, reminding us all that his books are practically a thriller series with the message: “The rich don’t work for money,” and “Savers? Losers!” That’s right, folks, the rich get richer—and the scribbles on their bank notes might just be worth less than the paper they’re printed on.

Kiyosaki’s stance? Gold, silver, and Bitcoin are the real heroes—not those flimsy ETFs that are about as genuine as a three-dollar bill. Oh, and over the weekend, he Twitched (that’s a thing now?) that he’s scooping up more Bitcoin. He’s shouting to his followers: “Follow me! Buy, buy, buy!” with a grin that says he’s got the secret to billionaire-ness.

Q: Why will gold, silver, and Bitcoin keep climbing up?

A: Because the Marxist Central Bank system is falling apart like a rotten cookie. Many folks are going bankrupt faster than you can say “financial catastrophe.”

So keep HODLing! Keep that Bitcoin close, and don’t bother to sell.

He predicts Bitcoin will hit a cool $250K by the end of the year. Gulp!

— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) May 17, 2025

With a chuckle and a wink, Kiyosaki keeps reminding us that the real money is in the gold, silver, and Bitcoin—because the system is about to implode like a giant, overheating toaster. So, whether you’re a millionaire or just someone who likes shiny things, remember: HODL tight, and don’t forget to laugh at the chaos! 😜💰🚀

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2025-05-19 11:31