When Crypto’s Dancing Devils Trip Over Their Own Blockchain

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In the grand bazaar of digital gold fever, where alchemists of the ledger gather, the CoinDesk Indices, like a weary demon ledger-keeper, coughs out its daily rhapsody of profits and losses, with an eloquence only a smoky Moscow tavern could rival.

Our illustrious hero, the CoinDesk 20, presently limps at the modest sum of 2687.87, having shed a miserly 1.3% (-36.46) since the cursed hour of 4 p.m. ET on a languid Wednesday, reminding us that even the most cosmic of numbers can stumble like a drunken poet on the Nevsky.

Heavens, only two assets among twenty dance with any semblance of joy — the rest seem to nurse their sorrows and imaginary hangovers.

The daring champions flaunt their temporary victories: POL (+9.1%) and SUI (+1.9%), strutting about like street performers trying to charm the indifferent crowds.

Meanwhile, the poor wretches UNI (-3.8%) and BCH (-3.0%), having taken a bruising, sulk in the corner like failed conjurers realizing their rabbits have all fled.

So spins the wheel of fortune on this grand stage, as the CoinDesk 20, that polyglot of markets, twists and turns across continents and platforms — an eternal jest in the theater of global finance, where everyone hopes not to be the punchline.

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2025-04-24 16:27