When Crypto Currencies Go South, They Mean Business! 😂📉💸

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Good day, fellow gamblers, I mean investors! 🎲💰 Welcome to the CoinDesk Indices daily market update where we celebrate the downfall of our beloved crypto assets. Yes, you read that right. We’re down, and we’re owning it! The CoinDesk 20 Index is currently trading at a whopping 2496.42, down 3.0% (-78.53) since 4 p.m. ET on Friday. That’s right, folks, we’ve hit rock bottom, and we’re still digging! 🤣🔨

And just when you thought things couldn’t get worse, none of the 20 assets are trading higher. Yes, you heard that right. None. Zip. Zilch. Nada. It’s like a game of musical chairs where everyone lost. 🎶🎉…

But wait, there’s more! Our leaders for today are BTC (-1.4%) and BCH (-1.9%). Congratulations, guys! You’ve managed to lose less money than the rest of us. We salute you. 🥳…

And let’s not forget about our laggards. HBAR (-10.8%) and SUI (-10.2%) have taken the cake for the biggest losers today. Way to go, guys! You’ve officially made it onto the “Hall of Shame.” 🏆…

But fear not, dear readers. The CoinDesk 20 is a broad-based index traded on multiple platforms in several regions globally. So, if you’re feeling lucky, maybe it’s time to take a chance and invest in some of these “winners.” Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one laughing all the way to the bank. 🤑…

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2025-03-31 16:26