We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

As a seasoned sports and entertainment enthusiast, I find myself captivated by the intriguing predictions presented here. Let me share my two cents based on my personal experiences and insights gleaned from years of following these industries.


Autumn is fast approaching, as evidenced by lengthening trousers, kids displaying their new school bags to friends, and anticipation among enthusiasts regarding who will open the new season of Saturday Night Live. This role is usually a prestigious one, often given to well-known celebrities or cherished members of the SNL family. Given that this year marks the 50th season, a momentous occasion, every decision seems significant. With only a few weeks left until its return on September 28, it’s high time to make predictions and place bets. I can’t say for certain where one might wager on SNL‘s host choices, but there must be a platform somewhere in the quirky corners of the web. Here are our predicted odds

First, a note on the musical guest:

Booking fall tours well ahead of time makes it challenging to predict musical guests on Saturday Night Live (SNL), as acts like Charli XCX, who seem likely to open the season, may already have commitments elsewhere. For instance, she has a show in Boston on the same night. However, imagining her saying “brat” with a Boston accent might soften the disappointment. Chappell Roan, or the Midwest Princess, is another possibility, as she’s scheduled to be in New York on September 28 but performing at All Things Go festival instead. While it’s theoretically possible that her band could travel by helicopters between Queens and their performances, it seems more likely that SNL scheduling conflicts are the reason she moved her Austin City Limits performances from Saturday to Sunday in early October. In truth, any artist who released an album this summer has a fair chance, including Post Malone, Billie Eilish, Gracie Abrams, Camila Cabello, Zach Bryan, Anderson .Paak, Megan Thee Stallion, Eminem, or Jack White. Katy Perry is another potential candidate

Florence Pugh +1,000

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

On special occasions, the main host might receive preferential treatment, but sometimes things don’t go as planned, and the show invites someone who is friendly and has something new to promote, even if they haven’t hosted before. A good example of this is Owen Wilson, who made his hosting debut in 2021. At that time, he was promoting season one of Loki, which premiered in early June, as well as The French Dispatch, which came out in theaters shortly after his SNL episode. However, neither event seemed to make a big deal about him hosting. Although it’s unlikely to happen this season due to the anniversary and election, it’s possible that every former cast member and host could have a wedding during the same weekend. Florence Pugh has We Live in Time scheduled for release on October 11. She hasn’t hosted before but definitely seems like she would make the show fun. Additionally, it would be easier to schedule her now rather than when she’s busy promoting a Marvel movie worldwide. However, it’s still considered unlikely

Andrew Garfield +900

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

As a keen observer, it seems somewhat plausible that an amiable individual, possibly promoting a project, might have hosted events previously, like the charming Andrew Garfield did back in 2014 during his Spider-Man era. You may recall that he was associated with We Live in Time for promotional purposes as well. Although the chances are still slim, they’re certainly not as remote as those of Pugh

Lady Gaga, Donald Glover, Zach Galifianakis, or Kevin Hart +500

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

Currently, we’re dealing with our intermediate group of SNL hosts – individuals who are part of the extended SNL family and on Lorne Michaels’ watchlist, but not yet his offspring in full. Lady Gaga has hosted SNL once and served as the musical guest five times, making her a strong candidate for dual duties to promote Joker: Folie à Deux, set for release on October 4. However, the heavy time commitment of SNL might make hosting before a superhero movie premiere challenging. Looking at other instances of double duty, Donald Glover hosted and served as the musical guest all in one go, while Childish Gambino did put out an album this summer

Regarding comedians who have previously hosted (at a mid-level), Kevin Hart has served as host three times and will be advertising Peacock’s Fight Night. Zach Galifianakis, on the other hand, has also hosted three times, but his last appearance was all the way back in 2013. However, his part in the upcoming season of Only Murders in the Building has certainly sparked discussions about him again

Steve Martin +350

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In a special homage to the show’s rich history, Steve Martin – a beloved figure synonymous with Saturday Night Live, having hosted an impressive 16 times since its debut – will grace the stage once more as we celebrate SNL’s golden anniversary. With Lorne Michaels reminiscing about the good old days, it’s heartwarming to imagine Martin opening this season. Not only does he have the upcoming Only Murders in Mind series to promote, but if his character impersonation of Tim Walz is involved, he might be there anyway! It’d be a delightful twist if Martin tied with Alec Baldwin, who kicked off the 2011 premiere without any promotion needed

John Mulaney +300

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

The initial episode of “Saturday Night Live” was spearheaded by a renowned stand-up comedian, George Carlin. In 2018, John Mulaney, who had previously worked as a writer for the show during the early 2000s, took over hosting duties. It was speculated that Lorne Michaels appreciated the nostalgic vibe of this occurrence. Since then, Mulaney has returned to host four more times, and Michaels has welcomed several other stand-ups onto the stage without a film or scripted TV series under their belt, such as Chris Rock hosting the 2020 season opener. It’s plausible that Mulaney might be invited back, given his recent Netflix series “Everybody’s in L.A.” and the opportunity to pay homage to the rich history of stand-ups on the show

Adam Sandler +250

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

Michael prefers it when former cast members take charge of special episodes such as premieres, finales, and Christmas-themed shows. Since the year 2000, there have been five instances where a previous cast member has hosted the season opener (Will Ferrell in 2009, Amy Poehler in 2010, Tina Fey in 2013, Chris Rock in 2020, and Pete Davidson in 2023). The show’s 50th anniversary further emphasizes the idea of having a former cast member host the premiere, creating a nostalgic atmosphere for the season. In 2019, Adam Sandler hosted and paid tribute to Chris Farley, which left the entire cast and crew emotional. This performance was the episode that SNL submitted for the Emmys that year, and when they won, Michael spoke about how moments like Sandler’s tribute keep the show going. Now, with Sandler releasing a new special featuring an equally heartfelt song about comedy, there’s a strong possibility he could perform it on SNL, bringing tears to Michael’s eyes. This fact alone puts Adam Sandler in contention for hosting duties

Glen Powell +150

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

It’s no secret that the upcoming season premiere of SNL is set to feature a popular movie star from this past summer as host. Since 2000, eight hosts have graced the stage following successful summer blockbusters: Steve Carell for The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Chris Pratt for Guardians of the Galaxy, Margot Robbie for Suicide Squad, and most recently Miles Teller for Top Gun: Maverick. It looks like Glen Powell might have had a chance to host in 2022, but it was his role in Top Gun: Maverick that truly established him as a household name in summer 2024. Excluding animated films, Twisters became the highest-grossing film of the summer after Deadpool & Wolverine. It’s interesting to note that Ryan Reynolds has reportedly declined hosting duties a second time in order to avoid interacting with Colin Jost, who is married to his ex-wife, Scarlett Johansson. As an added tidbit, Twisters was distributed by Universal Pictures, which is part of the same conglomerate as the network that airs SNL. Furthermore, Powell’s acting skills in the Netflix film Hit Man, which he co-wrote and starred in, demonstrate his aptitude for donning wigs and delivering humorous performances. In a typical year, Glen Powell would be an obvious choice as host

Steph Curry +100

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

Three times, an NBA star has kicked off the season premiere of Saturday Night Live (SNL): Michael Jordan in 1991, Charles Barkley in 1993, and LeBron James in 2007. Notably, both Jordan and Barkley were fresh from MVP seasons and NBA Finals appearances, making their hosting stints quite fitting. Generally, having an NBA player host is more about celebrity status than it is about timing. Since the NBA season spans from early October to June, SNL’s premiere is typically the only time when a player has the availability to host

Simone Biles -575

We Bet You $1,000 That Simone Biles Will Host SNL’s Premiere

People who tuned into the 2024 Olympics held in the U.S. might have been taken aback by the frequent mentions of the upcoming 50th season of SNL. Numerous cast members were present, and Colin Jost took on the role as a surfing reporter in Tahiti until an injury forced him to return home. The selection of an Olympian as the host for the premiere seems like a perfect conclusion to NBC’s successful summer events. There are numerous individuals and connections that Michael will want to honor this year, but at the top of his list is NBC. It’s not about reminiscing; it’s about celebrating Michael’s talent for using nostalgia to get what he desires—in this case, a grand, expensive 50th anniversary celebration at Radio City Music Hall. Michael has been waiting a long time to capitalize on this ultimate NBC synergy, given that SNL hasn’t had an Olympian host the premiere since Michael Phelps in 2008

Among all potential candidates, Simone Biles stands out as the ideal choice for hosting SNL. Her charisma, self-awareness, and boundless energy make her an excellent fit for the role. She excels in performing with enthusiasm under high-pressure situations, and outside of competition, she frequently shares witty remarks on social media or displays the radiant stardom of Glen Powell on TikTok. It seems that this is her moment to shine. Although she was initially slated to host SNL in 2021 following her Olympic breakout at age 19 in 2016, recent events have made that timeline less feasible (perhaps explaining the unexpected selection of Wilson during that year). Despite the challenges she faced last summer, they have only served to heighten her prominence in this year’s Olympics. Instead of Disney World, she is destined for 30 Rock. With odds of -575 favoring her win of all-around gold, this prediction aligns with her likely success as an SNL host as well

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2024-09-04 20:16