The Valley Recap: Aloha-ha-ha

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Under Scott’s persuasion, Jesse gathers a gathering for men, likening it to sixteen episodes of the Joe Rogan podcast merged into one and carrying an aroma of Lynx Lower Body Spray and ZYN. According to Scott, such a group is necessary as only men can comprehend each other’s struggles. However, haven’t we learned about empathy? Women too can grasp what men are experiencing; they just view it as nonsense and believe that men should mature and attempt to live as women for even thirty seconds without losing their balance, having their eyes pop out, or their hearts pounding until they collapse into a heap of cells on the kitchen floor. To clarify, I am a man and can’t comprehend their struggles either, so yes, that’s correct. (By the way, wasn’t Zack left out of this male gathering? It seems only heterosexual men are considered genuine men.)

Hideo Kojima only realized hilarious Death Stranding 2 mistake when visiting Australia

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In easy and natural language: At long last, the follow-up to Kojima’s enigmatic and somber game Death Stranding has arrived, and players are once again stepping into the boots of Norman Reedus for another thrilling escapade. Instead of reforging connections in a post-cataclysmic United States, Sam is now called upon to traverse vast expanses across Australia on his latest mission.

Bandai Namco unveils Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree prologue movie

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Bandai Namco is persistently promoting their newly unveiled game, and a fresh video, around 5 minutes long, provides a deeper insight into its narrative compared to the initial synopsis we’ve seen so far. The game “Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree” will be available for PC (via Steam), PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch on September 19, 2025. Keep an eye out for more updates as we delve deeper into this exciting title in the coming weeks and months.

Drag x Drive could suffer the same fate as another Nintendo Switch game

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Among the games showcased during Nintendo’s recent presentation, Drag x Drive stands out as one of the few that doesn’t carry a strong historical precedent. Unlike many other titles shown that day, it isn’t a sequel, part of an established series, or developed by a renowned team. Instead, it focuses on exploring the innovative mouse-like functions integrated into the Switch 2’s Joy-Cons.

Much like maneuvering a real wheelchair, players will navigate their character by dragging or pushing the Joy-Cons across a flat surface. Lifting the Joy-Con replicates lifting a basketball and taking a shot. Over the last two weeks, the new mouse controls built into the Joy-Cons have shown impressive responsiveness, which bodes well for the game’s potential feel.

Marvel’s Secret Plan for The Fantastic Four at Comic-Con Revealed

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As I strolled through San Diego’s vibrant Gaslamp Quarter, my movie-critic eyes were drawn to intriguing posters confirming the presence of Marvel Studios’ upcoming blockbuster, “The Fantastic Four: First Steps,” at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con. Peeking around the city, I spotted banners showcasing these enticing images, signaling that the highly anticipated film will undoubtedly be a focal point at the convention. Furthermore, other intriguing titles from Disney Studios have made their appearance as well, such as “Tron: Ares” and “Predator: Badlands,” hinting at their potential involvement in the event.

Marvel’s Ironheart Is Suiting Up on Disney+

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This individual is recognized for being a tech prodigy who gained admission into MIT at the age of 15. In the fictional world of Wakanda Forever, she developed a functional vibranium detector, which unintentionally came close to triggering a global conflict. Known as Riri or Ironheart when donning her armor, this character made her comic-book debut in 2016. In the comics, she constructed her own Iron Man armor and was subsequently instructed by an AI version of Tony Stark. Chicago writer and scholar Eve L. Ewing, who brought the character to prominence through her 2018 “Ironheart” comics, served as a consulting producer on the “Ironheart” series. However, it’s important to note that the screen adaptation may differ significantly from the comic books due to the involvement of the Hood.