Let me tell you something about this whole Bitcoin mess… 🙄
- You know what’s driving me crazy? This “Ichimoku Cloud” thing. I mean, who comes up with these names? What, was “Regular Cloud” not fancy enough? 🤷♂️
- They’re saying Bitcoin’s stuck at $85K – eh, pretty good problem to have if you ask me. My neighbor keeps bragging about it at every barbecue. Schmuck.
Listen, everybody’s acting like they’re some kind of market genius. “Oh, the entry point this, the risk-reward that.” You know what? I once bought a hot dog stand – terrible investment. At least Bitcoin doesn’t serve questionable meat! 😂
So 🌥️
And these technical terms! Tenkan-Sen? Kijun-Sen? Sounds like a menu at that sushi place where they wouldn’t give me extra wasabi. What’s wrong with calling things “Line A” and “Line B”? 🍱
You wanna know what I think? I think if you’re waiting for Bitcoin to hit $90K, you might as well be waiting for my ex-wife to say I was right about something. Not gonna happen! But hey, what do I know? I’m just a guy who still doesn’t understand why we can’t use cash everywhere! 💸
Bottom line? If you’re thinking of buying Bitcoin right now, maybe consider doing what I do – stand in your kitchen, stare at your toaster, and question all your life decisions. Works every time! 😅
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2025-04-14 15:28