Veteran Analyst Hints at Bitcoin ‘Double-Bubble’: Will Crypto Investors Finally Be Happy?

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If one must suffer the agony of reading financial prognostications, at least let them come swaddled in drama worthy of Shakespeare, or perhaps, that most tragic of assets—the Bitcoin. Enter Bob Loukas, a man whose opinions on the matter are almost as cyclical as the moon and only marginally less predictable. Loukas now declares, with theatrical aplomb, that Bitcoin may be entering its long-anticipated “perfect storm” — one suspects without even an umbrella to hand.

In his ongoing epic Four-Year Journey — think The Odyssey, but with more charts and fewer one-eyed monsters — Loukas assures the masses that the current Bitcoin cycle, which began in the far-off November of 2022, is steadfastly reaching for its “bullish phase.” “We’re on the cusp,” he proclaims, with all the certainty of a seasoned fortune-teller, “of the beginning (or is it the blowoff?) of a cycle.” Yes, the cycle, that most sacred of crypto cows, is now on the brink of either glory or yet another Twitter meltdown.

Delay, Delay, Toil and Trouble?

What elevates this particular cycle from merely repetitive to frankly operatic, according to Loukas, is a peculiar chorus of institutional largesse, political whimsy, and regulatory mood swings. ETF inflows gush, corporate wallets bulge, and even the prospect of a pro-crypto Fed chair looms like an ill-fitting crown. All this, Bob assures us, heralds a “perfect storm” for Bitcoin’s price — albeit one in which the only certainty is the unpredictability.

Bob, like any self-respecting seer, wisely refuses to etch any numbers in stone tablets. However, with a wave of his rhetorical scepter, he conjures images of Bitcoin ascending from its current station near $110,000 to “as high as $170,000” faster than you can say “exit liquidity.” Previous cycles, he mutters darkly, saw similar acrobatics; a mere five-month dash from $25K to $75K, a canter from $50K to $100K. One wonders if he keeps a tattered punchcard: “One free mania after your tenth bubble.”

Yet, Bob’s latest trick involves the tantalising notion of a “double cycle blowoff.” Imagine: not one, but two climaxes, peaking in febrile harmony, perhaps as late as the year 2026. February or March, for those who enjoy bitcoin drama with a highlight on their tax returns.

“If we’ve got six or seven more months, that brings us to a potential peak in February or March,” he observes, as if discussing tea schedules, not financial hysteria. “I do think it’s time… 15–16 years into Bitcoin’s adoption.” Imagine, gentle reader, a world where crypto is old enough to be moody and rebellious.

Naturally, the implications cause much fainting on the chaise longues of finance. A delayed peak could—quelle surprise!—lead to an even briefer comedown, or perhaps a second act more explosive than the first; a veritable supercycle. Bob warns, in tones usually reserved for Victorian ghost stories: “Don’t be caught off guard.” One almost expects him to conclude with a tremulous “Beware!” and a flash of lightning.

Where Does One Buy a Quarter-Million-Dollar Bitcoin?

Ever the connoisseur of mania, Loukas confides that the world has not yet reached “extreme sentiment” – the sort of euphoria last seen in late 2021, or among children sighting an ice cream truck. “The final act,” he implies, “still awaits.”

As for the price target? Loukas lets his imagination off the leash: “Quarter of a million? Why not? 5x, 6x, 7x—you know, numbers that make your accountant cry.” With gold galloping toward realms unimagined since Midas, one cannot rule out such excess, especially when bubbles and mania are the dish of the day.

But beware: should the double-cycle thesis hold water (or at least champagne), Loukas foresees a bear market so severe it could linger for years. Picture it: bored institutional investors staring at their screens, the glow of “number go down” signifying only perpetual ennui. An unwinding so protracted, one might almost pity the traders. (Almost. 😂)

For now, Loukas reportedly lounges partially in cash — the only true hedge against market poetry — while some, perhaps younger and less bruised, treat this as the final happy hour before last call.

So, is this video bullish? Only in the way that Cassandra’s prophecies were optimistic. At the end of the day, Bitcoin trades at $107,317 — and we are reminded, once again, that history does not repeat, but occasionally it does laugh at us.

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2025-06-27 15:05