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Goodbye MicroStrategy (MSTR), hello Strategy! 🎉 In a move that will have you scratching your head, the company has decided to drop the “Micro” and embrace the “Strategy” in a bold rebranding effort. 🙃
But wait, there’s more! The new logo features the iconic Bitcoin “B”, and the color orange is now the star of the show. It’s like they’re saying, “We love Bitcoin so much, we put it in our logo!” 😂
The press release says this is a “natural evolution” for the company, which is like saying a caterpillar turning into a butterfly is just a small change. 🦋
Founded by Michael Saylor, who is now the Executive Chairman, MicroStrategy used to be a boring software and infrastructure company. But over the past five years, they’ve transformed into a Bitcoin-loving beast, with their software business becoming a mere footnote. 🙄
Last year, they even started calling themselves a “Bitcoin Strategy Company”. Talk about identity crisis! 🤪
And the plot thickens… Strategy will be releasing their fourth-quarter earnings report after the market closes on Wednesday. Analysts are predicting a net loss, but let’s see if they can turn things around. 🤞
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2025-02-05 22:02