Unbelievable Bitcoin Boost: Genius Group Hits 200 BTC and Laughs at Market Prices!

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In what can only be described as a real-life game of Bitcoin Monopoly, Singapore’s own Genius Group—a shining beacon of AI-driven edtech—has doubled its digital treasure to a staggering 200 BTC. Apparently, a 10,000-BTC reserve is their long-term game plan. Because, you know, why not aim for the stars when your current stash is already beyond the reach of mere mortals? 💰

In an announcement that dropped Tuesday like a surprise birthday party no one asked for, Genius Group revealed they snagged 20 Bitcoins on July 18. That was the day Bitcoin was strutting around in the $117,000 to $120,600 range, flaunting its price tag while the common folk watched through a glass wall of envy. 🔍

Now, let’s crunch some numbers. Genius Group managed to buy that chunk of BTC at an average price of $106,812 each—clearly, they’ve got a knack for bargain hunting, swooping in like a hawk when others had their heads in the clouds. At $2.14 million, they’re already sitting on a tidy profit of $216,000! Who says math isn’t fun? 🙃

Unfortunately, when CryptoMoon asked how they pulled off this discount magic, Genius Group just hit the snooze button—no reply yet, folks! Classic.

But wait, there’s more! By the end of 2025, they plan to amp up their Bitcoin holdings to a cool 1,000 BTC, and they’re aiming for 10,000 BTC in two years. Because who needs a stable financial plan when you can just keep playing the Bitcoin lottery? 🎰

According to them, the GENIUS Act—yes, it’s as self-referential as it sounds—will help launch their blockchain-based educational initiatives. They’re also itching to grab a PPSI license to become a permitted payment stablecoin issuer (try saying that five times fast) and plan to act as a non-bank digital asset service provider. Sounds fancy, right?

And just when you thought they couldn’t possibly get more ambitious, Genius Group disclosed plans to hand out potential proceeds from two lawsuits against them, chasing a staggering $1 billion. They’ve already upped their Bitcoin stash by over 50%, grabbing 34 BTC in late June—talk about keeping up with the Joneses, but on steroids. 💪

Tokenized Merit Rewards and Stablecoin Dreams

The GENIUS Act, naturally, is the magical wand that’s going to expand Genius Academy—their blockchain-powered wonderland of learning. Here, students earn Genius Education Merits (GEMs), worth a meager one Satoshi—c’mon, they really don’t know how to think big, do they? 🧐 GEMs can be earned and spent like frequent flyer miles, except they’re not cashable. Isn’t that adorable?

With a PPSI license in hand, they’ll allow students to trade those GEMs for a shiny new stablecoin, so they can play digital currency within their own little ecosystem of economic fantasies.

They plan to ditch traditional payment methods and send funds straight to digital wallets instead. I’m sure the educators will appreciate the change from checks to whichever digitized currency is the flavor of the week. 🍔

Genius Group isn’t just sitting still; they’re also working on on-chain courses and certifications that could become recognized digital assets if their DASP wishes come true. Who needs a traditional diploma when you can have blockchain-based intellectual property rights? You tell me! 🙄

For the encore, they’re also planning in-person accelerators and retreats. Attendees can pay for everything from food to entertainment using GEMs or their soon-to-be-unveiled stablecoin. Because nothing says “luxury getaway” quite like something that sounds both confusing and hard to spend. 🏖️

The GENIUS Act: Ethereum’s Golden Ticket

Now, let’s talk about our friend Ethereum—yes, he’s the one cooking with gas while the rest of us watch from the sidelines. The GENIUS Act is setting up a new national licensing framework for stablecoin issuers, promising solid one-to-one reserves and putting a lid on unbacked algorithmic shenanigans. Can someone get a parade going for that? 🎉

As Andrew Keys, CEO of the freshly minted yield-bearing Ether fund Ether Machine, declared on CNBC, “The real winner here is Ethereum.” With 90% of stablecoins comfortably nestled on its network, it’s like being the most popular person at a party. You may not be the richest, but everyone wants to be your friend—or in this case, your token.

So go ahead and try to keep up, folks—it looks like Genius Group is just getting started! 🚀

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2025-07-22 14:14